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Quantitative Easing
A sexual practice whereby many dicks (as big and as many as possible) are inserted into an asshole. The idea is to annihilate the asshole beyond recognition... to the point where nobody could ever figure out exactly WHICH dick caused all the destruction. It destroys the asshole completely, but the destruction is so great that it couldn't possibly be pinned on one particular dick.
Can also be applied to economics, but the term "asshole" is replaced by subject "economy" and "dicks" are replaced by "The Federal Reserve".
Can also be applied to economics, but the term "asshole" is replaced by subject "economy" and "dicks" are replaced by "The Federal Reserve".
Bob: Damn! That bitch's ass is destroyed! They must have performed quantitative easing on her!
Chris: Well, there is certainly some inflation going on there! They could have at least spit on it!
Chris: Well, there is certainly some inflation going on there! They could have at least spit on it!
Quantitative Easing by RandyMarshCT August 3, 2011
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Quantiera • Quantief • Quanter • quantikash • Quantran • quantaeyah • Quanteaz • Quantergetics • quanteria • quanterius
quantitative sleazing
An unconventional policy using a flawed interpretation of economics, such as Keynesianism, to print huge volumes of paper money which are not supported by anything except public trust. This policy is apparently used to bail to out failed entities friendly to the politicians in charge at tax-payer expense, and to punish successful enterprises which oppose the unconventional policy.
While plunging the federal economy into massive debt by printing paper money which is not supported by anything except public trust, Blurbnanke continued the rodeo of quantitative sleazing, throwing money at Detroit, banks, and other comrades until the US will be the making us the biggest debtor nation on the planet, but the sheeple still have some credit left and stocks are up, so everything is fine.
quantitative sleazing by psnack September 30, 2013
quanteria
A great friend, she is sweet and chooses the right friends, sometimes she could get a little crazy and loves parties and to have fun. She is pretty and adventurous.
quanteria by Lexiblaze12 August 11, 2017
quantureal
quantureal by ComputerPie May 6, 2020
Quantitative Greasing
When the Federal Reserve say's "OK Working class slaves,,,
Bend over... This will only hurt a little bit"...
But then they put sand and glass in the K-Y jelly (t.m.) When
your not looking.(use your tax dollars to repay junk debt)
Bend over... This will only hurt a little bit"...
But then they put sand and glass in the K-Y jelly (t.m.) When
your not looking.(use your tax dollars to repay junk debt)
First Guy: Did Your retirement account slide loo?
Second Guy: Yea... i got a real Quantitative Greasing!
Second Guy: Yea... i got a real Quantitative Greasing!
Quantitative Greasing by scubadoobie November 4, 2010
quantocracy
A system of government based that writes, enacts and expires laws based on a solid foundation of scientific evidence. Each law created has 6 immutable elements: the law itself, the intention behind the law, the estimated costs of enforcing the law, the studies supporting invocation the law, the risks and crucially, an expiry date. At expiration, each law is reviewed for its efficacy, its cost of enforcement to date, how its implementation stands up to the original intention and the validity of the original studies.
quantocracy by whisperstream December 17, 2014
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.