"Qristians" are people who claim to be "Christians," but rather than preach about Jesus or literally anything at all found in the Bible, they preach Qanon conspiracy theories as if it came from God Himself.

Qristians tend to make absurd claims that Trump was "sent by God for such a time as this."

Qristians tend to be biblically illiterate and get swindled by political grifters who use the phrase "God told me" when spouting off political conspiracies to take advantage of the fact that US churches aren't taxed.

Funny how false prophet Mark Taylor claimed that God told him that there would be a "Red Tsunami" during the 2018 US midterm election. Instead, the Republicans lost the House of Representatives to the blue Democrats. Mark Taylor is nothing but a Qristian.

Qristian by CrackYourBible January 15, 2021

qriz

A homosexual form of the name Chris. Used mostly by really rich white boys in New England.

Yeah man I like suckin pee pee, my name is Qriz for a reason!

qriz by chevy452 December 15, 2010

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Qrice

Comes after Thrice.

A: "You're Thrice as cute"
B: "You're Qrice as cute"
A: "that's not a word"

Once, Twice, Thrice, Qrice, Frice...

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Qrice by Schlorps Spork McSporkle February 1, 2016

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Qriocity

Qriocity (pronounced as curiosity) is a trading name for Sony Corporation's streaming music, games, e-books and video on demand services. A video streaming service with the name has been available in the United States since April 2010. Sony plans to expand the service into European markets

Thanks to Qriocity I was able to watch Inception on my PS3

Qriocity by 3pikDAMO June 9, 2011

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