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Qristian

"Qristians" are people who claim to be "Christians," but rather than preach about Jesus or literally anything at all found in the Bible, they preach Qanon conspiracy theories as if it came from God Himself.

Qristians tend to make absurd claims that Trump was "sent by God for such a time as this."

Qristians tend to be biblically illiterate and get swindled by political grifters who use the phrase "God told me" when spouting off political conspiracies to take advantage of the fact that US churches aren't taxed.
Funny how false prophet Mark Taylor claimed that God told him that there would be a "Red Tsunami" during the 2018 US midterm election. Instead, the Republicans lost the House of Representatives to the blue Democrats. Mark Taylor is nothing but a Qristian.
by CrackYourBible January 15, 2021
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Qriztianne

Someone with a great personality.

They are generally kind and have great smiles.
Dude 1: Who is that cute girl?
Dude 2: Her name is Qriztianne.
by TheAwkwardPenguin January 2, 2019
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Quistian

The last name belonging to a large family residing mainly in Northern California (San jose and Gilroy mostly). Many believe the last name originates from France. My Granfather had this name, and he and his family were from San Luis Potosi, Mexico. I've traced our name from Mexico to California, all throughout the Westcoast and the Southwest, all the way to Florida.
The Quistian family is a very proud family.
by Mikio Locs February 11, 2010
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Qristina

It's a amazing person, very cute, my cubbies person, and the amazing nn beautiful person in the entire earth, she is only priyen's one, no one else can take her if not priyen will find each and everyone of them and she only loves priyen, they are meant for each other
Qristina = perfect
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Qristina

Qristina Is an amazing person
Qristina =cutest person in this world
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quistianity

im a quistian bro.. quistianity is the way of life.
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qristiani

Qristiani is eating tacos
by Qritiani November 18, 2020
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