"Qristians" are people who claim to be "Christians," but rather than preach about Jesus or literally anything at all found in the Bible, they preach Qanon conspiracy theories as if it came from God Himself.
Qristians tend to make absurd claims that Trump was "sent by God for such a time as this."
Qristians tend to be biblically illiterate and get swindled by political grifters who use the phrase "God told me" when spouting off political conspiracies to take advantage of the fact that US churches aren't taxed.
Qristians tend to make absurd claims that Trump was "sent by God for such a time as this."
Qristians tend to be biblically illiterate and get swindled by political grifters who use the phrase "God told me" when spouting off political conspiracies to take advantage of the fact that US churches aren't taxed.
Funny how false prophet Mark Taylor claimed that God told him that there would be a "Red Tsunami" during the 2018 US midterm election. Instead, the Republicans lost the House of Representatives to the blue Democrats. Mark Taylor is nothing but a Qristian.
by CrackYourBible January 15, 2021
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