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A mexican boi

Qristiani is eating tacos

by Qritiani November 18, 2020

Bristianity

a religion made on the queen amino on April 10th 2019 in a group chat, where followers worship Lord Brisus and share memes about the members of Queen.

"Yeah, I converted from Christianity to Bristianity because let's be honest Brian needs more love".

by KraftDinnerKid April 10, 2019

Qriztianne

Someone with a great personality.

They are generally kind and have great smiles.

Dude 1: Who is that cute girl?
Dude 2: Her name is Qriztianne.

by TheAwkwardPenguin January 2, 2019

Qristian

"Qristians" are people who claim to be "Christians," but rather than preach about Jesus or literally anything at all found in the Bible, they preach Qanon conspiracy theories as if it came from God Himself.

Qristians tend to make absurd claims that Trump was "sent by God for such a time as this."

Qristians tend to be biblically illiterate and get swindled by political grifters who use the phrase "God told me" when spouting off political conspiracies to take advantage of the fact that US churches aren't taxed.

Funny how false prophet Mark Taylor claimed that God told him that there would be a "Red Tsunami" during the 2018 US midterm election. Instead, the Republicans lost the House of Representatives to the blue Democrats. Mark Taylor is nothing but a Qristian.

by CrackYourBible January 15, 2021

kristianing

The art of looking up ones name on Urban Dictionary .

"They kept Kristianing their names and they laughed, and they laughed, and they laughed...!"

by Crash71 February 28, 2017

kristiani

Kristiani may seem loud and weird most of the time but trust me, she is a good person to share things with. She holds secrets like no other and there is a fifty fifty chance that she will just forget it.

I saw Kristiani at school today. She was louder than usual

by tizxv December 22, 2021

Tristianity

A common belief or religion often referred to those who believe in the trees. They believe that the sole step forward from the afterlife is the existence of trees. (you turn into a tree after death)

"YO there is a new hip religion called tristianity that you should totally join at discord.gg/bsBmztzD6h" - john
"shut the fuck up mcgale johnson" - barry

by Lyxchy November 7, 2022