"Qristians" are people who claim to be "Christians," but rather than preach about Jesus or literally anything at all found in the Bible, they preach Qanon conspiracy theories as if it came from God Himself.
Qristians tend to make absurd claims that Trump was "sent by God for such a time as this."
Qristians tend to be biblically illiterate and get swindled by political grifters who use the phrase "God told me" when spouting off political conspiracies to take advantage of the fact that US churches aren't taxed.
Funny how false prophet Mark Taylor claimed that God told him that there would be a "Red Tsunami" during the 2018 US midterm election. Instead, the Republicans lost the House of Representatives to the blue Democrats. Mark Taylor is nothing but a Qristian.
Kristiani may seem loud and weird most of the time but trust me, she is a good person to share things with. She holds secrets like no other and there is a fifty fifty chance that she will just forget it.
I saw Kristiani at schooltoday. She was louder than usual
A common belief or religion often referred to those who believe in the trees. They believe that the sole step forward from the afterlife is the existence of trees. (you turn into a tree after death)
"YO there is a new hip religion called tristianity that you should totally join at discord.gg/bsBmztzD6h" - john "shut the fuck up mcgale johnson" - barry
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.