A phenomena that happens to a computer's keyboard when a human being is bored to death...
Bored to death in a cube a human decides to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm (all the keyboard buttons in an orderly way) to a search engine to see what comes up. Then finds definitions for it and then adds a new one...
It is what you type when you are about to lose the last piece of sanity that you have. It is what you type when you are the essence of boredom. It is what you type when everything else has been typed. It is the thing that will end all things.
A mysterious coincidence that happens when a typists is so bored that they type all letters in the keyboard from left to right. Most of the time, they type this into a search engine such as google, yahoo, Internet Explorer, ect.
Typist: Im soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored (Goes on Google and types qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm)
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.