A mysterious coincidence that happens when a typists is so bored that they type all letters in the keyboard from left to right. Most of the time, they type this into a search engine such as google, yahoo, Internet Explorer, ect.
Typist: Im soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored (Goes on Google and types qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm)
(6 x 9)+(6+9)=69
Why I love being a math nerd, because NICE
Stands for "Players Unknown Battleground". It's a battle royale game for Iphone for people who actually have a life. Most Fortnite Players call it a rip off, despite the fact that PUBG was created before Fortnite. It also doesn't have bratty 8 year olds who rage when you kill them. Players are typically 13+. It's also the game that really should get the fame, not stupid Fortnite.
8 year old: WHy do you play freaking PUBG, Fortnite is for pros.
Me: Well at least I don't with raging 8 year olds like you who claim they slept with my mom despite the fact that Fortnite is for virgins.
8 year old (Starts crying): You suck you play PUBG you dumb*ss!
Me: Okay, what are you going to do about it? You can't just whine over someone's opinion.
Worst game ever
Fortnite broke the internet in 2018 as it turned everyone into a bunch of rotten headed zombies.
How the government tortures kids ages 5-18. The government forces each student to get up at 6:00 in the morning to get ready to go to school at 7:45 in the morning and are there until 3:30. The government tries to tell us that we "learn" things we'll need in the future, yet we actually need much of it. Most kids like me actually enjoy learning a ton. Let's take speed of sound for example. I enjoy learning about the sound barrier and what happens when it's broke, but I just hate the fact I'm forced to memorize the speed of sound and other crappy stuff. What's worse is that you get tested on it, and if you fail, that's too bad, it defeats the purpose. If kids were to be left on their devices to learn themselves, I bet you they won't ever want to come back home after school. Also if freaking Physical Education was taken out too. It's the reason why bullying rates are so high as little 6th graders who aren't strong but extremely intelligent are being bullied by jock head 8th grade football players who already lost their virginity to some cheerleaders. It would also decrease the suicide rates in teens.
Public school is dumb, nothing makes sense. Students don't learn, they just memorize facts and get bullied by jocks.
1. Proof you can become famous by saying the capital of Cuba over and over again.
2. The singer that will make you think her heart is in a banana
Camila Cabello: Havana oo na na, I hope my heart is in havana,my heart is in havana, havana oo na na
Fan (Sings a long): Banana oo na na, I hope my heart is in banana, my heart is in banana, banana oo na na
Each month has had something terrible happen, meaning this year is awful. Currently, it is August. So allow me give something back in each month:
January: World War 3 and Kobe Bryant'd death
February: Australian Fires
June: Fuel Spill in Russia
July: California Fires
August: Beirut Explosion
I wonder how any of this could get any worse, 2020 is a disaster