qonok

When somebody gives you a bullshit task to complete, just to keep you busy while he/she texts his/her partner at home.

SHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSHHHHHH this feels like total qonok.

by yarn_master May 3, 2021

Qookr

A phone or tablet app that offers services to single, lazy women. It matches users with potential male cooks, known as Qookrs, to come their homes and prepare a 4 course meal. Upon the meal's completion, the Qookr leaves with no compensation (monetary or sexual)

The Qookr left me only partially satistified with his meat.

by TheTasteofUnicornMeat April 19, 2017

Qonk

Qonk also known as the proper name for Cola. is the high class word for coca cola pronounced Konk

( Waiter ) Hello sir what drink would you like with your food, ( upper class citizen ) I would fancy a fine Qonk with this meal.

by 122HUNTER221 April 24, 2021

qookamongus

That person we all know who actually buys it and Q anon theories it is convinced the rest of us are crazy for not believe.

Yeah, that crazy Qookamongus actually believed Donald Trump was going to be sworn in as the 19th president on March 4.

by Misterlady March 4, 2021

qookamongus

That person we all know who actually buys into Q anon theories and thinks the rest of us are crazy for not believing.

Yeah, that crazy Qookamongus actually thought Donald Trump was going to be inaugurated as the 19th president on March 4th.

by Misterlady March 4, 2021

Qook

(Noun) One who believes or subscribes to QAnon inspired conspiracy theories. Derived from the more general term "kook".

She was going to pay rent, but she Qooked out and the spent cash on a Q t-shirt and a ticket to a Trump revival rally instead.

by MsBobby January 29, 2021

Qookie

Someone who makes you fall in love with him/her right before you leave for a long time/forever.

I met this girl on the cruise, but she lives in Europe. She's such a Qookie.
There was this Qookie at summer camp that I'm never gonna see again.

by blip101 August 13, 2011