Definitions by TheTasteofUnicornMeat

Not My Batman 

To denounce all good qualities of another person. That they will not live up to your standards of being a human being.

Lindsay: Betsy DeVos will save the educational system.

Nick: She's not my Batman.

Not My Batman by TheTasteofUnicornMeat April 22, 2017

Y Tho 

A massive lacking of understanding or comprehension of what you are witnessing. To be confused beyond the realities of the real world. A true blown lightbulb moment.

Sarah Palin: I can see Russia from my house.
Katie Couric: Y Tho!

Y Tho by TheTasteofUnicornMeat April 22, 2017

Qookr 

A phone or tablet app that offers services to single, lazy women. It matches users with potential male cooks, known as Qookrs, to come their homes and prepare a 4 course meal. Upon the meal's completion, the Qookr leaves with no compensation (monetary or sexual)

The Qookr left me only partially satistified with his meat.

Qookr by TheTasteofUnicornMeat April 19, 2017