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A phone or tablet app that offers services to single, lazy women. It matches users with potential male cooks, known as Qookrs, to come their homes and prepare a 4 course meal. Upon the meal's completion, the Qookr leaves with no compensation (monetary or sexual)
The Qookr left me only partially satistified with his meat.
Qookr by TheTasteofUnicornMeat April 19, 2017
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quooketh 

the combination of being shooketh and quaking
Penelope saw such a great film; she was quooketh.
quooketh by hey.its.penelope January 23, 2018
A Qoomer is a person who supports Qanon and doesn't know of Operation TRUST. These people don't know the first thing about psyops or how they work. Comes from the word 'coomer' and the whole '-oomer' meme series.
Normal person: "Man, I wish Donald Trump wasn't such an idiot. He doesn't deserve his followers."
Qoomer: "OHHHHH NOOOOOO I'M GONNA QOOOOOOOOOM!!!! OHHHHGAWWWWD I AM QOOOOOMINGGGGG!!!!" *does a series of elaborate mental gymnastics to say that Trump still hasn't lost.*
Qoomer by sneedpostius_prime January 31, 2021
Remember the basketball game yesterday , the coach was quoke
Quoke by Dr. Seusie January 1, 2018
A mixture of the word quaked (another word for shook... "I'm shook","I'm quaked"....technically the same thing) and woke
I'm so quoke.
"That has me sooooooo quoke"
quoke by tegmhomas January 30, 2017
Stick it in the qooter
qooter by the master cox February 8, 2014