To konk
or
Be konked.
Being hit on the head by something or someone.
Or to konk someone with your palm or an object.
or
Be konked.
Being hit on the head by something or someone.
Or to konk someone with your palm or an object.
by LeahSade November 11, 2008
Person 1: What’s something weird that you enjoy?
Person 2: Oh you mean my konk? I prefer applesauce instead of marinara on my spaghetti
Person 2: Oh you mean my konk? I prefer applesauce instead of marinara on my spaghetti
by Umyeet June 24, 2018
A konk is a person who wears a mask, but leaves their nose (or konk) poking out over the top, thus rendering the mask wearing process for them utterly pointless.
by CyberPony August 14, 2020
by Michael Laporte January 01, 2008
Used to describe people failing things like exercises.
E.g bench press
Mainly used when people get hurt and snap themselves up.
E.g bench press
Mainly used when people get hurt and snap themselves up.
by Dr.TrenCock January 23, 2019
A big nose
Boy: oi oi, lads! He’s got a big konk!
Man: Oi simon what you playing at, aye you seen yours? Oh my bad, all the mirrors broke like your iphone screen!
Lads: AYEEEEE
Man: Oi simon what you playing at, aye you seen yours? Oh my bad, all the mirrors broke like your iphone screen!
Lads: AYEEEEE
by Air-ial November 03, 2018
"konk" a racial slur describing Koreans, because if Japanese = Japs, Chinese = Chinks, Koreans = Konk.
by Leonidas P. January 08, 2018