Konk

To konk
or
Be konked.

Being hit on the head by something or someone.

Or to konk someone with your palm or an object.

jack - "Sarah threw the tennis ball and it konked me right on the head"

by LeahSade November 11, 2008

Konk

A konk is a person who wears a mask, but leaves their nose (or konk) poking out over the top, thus rendering the mask wearing process for them utterly pointless.

Oh dear, there's Lots of konks in work today......

by CyberPony August 14, 2020

Konk

A non-sexual kink

Person 1: What’s something weird that you enjoy?
Person 2: Oh you mean my konk? I prefer applesauce instead of marinara on my spaghetti

by Umyeet June 24, 2018

Konk

The shit that gets stuck in one's ass hair.

I took a huge shit and now i have major konk.

by Michael Laporte January 1, 2008

Konk

Used to describe people failing things like exercises.
E.g bench press

Mainly used when people get hurt and snap themselves up.

Holy shit that guy respected the Konk

That guy konked out on the bench press

by Dr.TrenCock January 23, 2019

Konk

A big nose

Boy: oi oi, lads! He’s got a big konk!
Man: Oi simon what you playing at, aye you seen yours? Oh my bad, all the mirrors broke like your iphone screen!
Lads: AYEEEEE

by Air-ial November 3, 2018

Konk

"konk" a racial slur describing Koreans, because if Japanese = Japs, Chinese = Chinks, Koreans = Konk.

All these gaming konks are better than us Americans.

by Leonidas P. January 8, 2018