qiǎle

Qiǎle (卡了) is a Mandarin slang which means that something lagged. Qiǎ (卡) means to lag, and le (了) is used after a verb to indicate perfective aspect (action completion).

It should be noted that 卡 is often mispronounced as "kǎ". In Mandarin, 卡 (kǎ) is used mainly for transcription, while 卡 (qiǎ) is used for native Mandarin words.

"Why are you away from your keyboard?"
"Qiǎle."

by 7Sea December 14, 2022

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Qalesya

; Pure , high , expensive , a self-defender
loyalty , luxurious , a fighter , catlover
homage , guidener , faithfullness.
Qalesya origins name are from Arabic but also for asians and definitely for a Muslim girl. Arabic : قاليشـا
Qalesya also means an angel. A leader who can give a guidance to anyone like a boss. No one'll dared to make fun of a person named Qalesya or they'll regret it soon. Move with her own style & hates copycat. A strong person even so much shitty things that she must through but she always can handle it all by herself. Sometime a soft-hearted but a
stone-hearted so many time. She'll never forget what people did to her rather a good things or a bad things. Only certain people can saw her clinginess and crackness. She didn't like stupid things that wasting her time. She'll work harder just to chase her own dream and do it by herself because she likes expensive things. Don't mess with this girl or she'll ruin your life.

"Look! I've never seen a woman that look so expensive like Qalesya!"

by 5ftx1ft November 24, 2021

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Qualeah

Qualeah is one of the prettiest girls even known and her name is too .She had a lot of friends and her family loves her. She always their for somebody even if she didn’t like them at the time . She will never be fake and she is a very smart slow crackhead and one of the loudest people I know in the world like she is really just loud but that’s just her and she’s also a very good fighter 💗 by her bsfs🥰💛 she will do anything for us

Qualeah means caring and helpful and thought and very smart and pretty

by all her 15 bsfs and family!!!! November 3, 2019

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qiagen

Qiagen is a company that makes Molecular Biology kits that have turned biological research from a craft requiring years of rigorous dedication before one could design and carry out successful experiments, into a bunch of glorified science fair projects that any high school senior could be hired to perform while professors and grad students hit crack pipes in the back room. The devolution of Molecular Biology into 8th grade-level chemistry set bullshit has been largely driven by the use of high profile attention grabbing buzzwords such as "genome" and "proteome" which send government grant-bestowing organizations into a drooling frenzy like fatties at an all you can eat steakhouse. Individual assmonkeys with the highest profile institutions and best buzzwords are thereby left with millions of dollars a year and very little talent to spend it on. They hire a bunch of kids to use these gay little Qiagen kits to do their enormous projects, and are left with more data than they would ever be able to review themselves. If there were a golden needle in their crappy haystacks, such assmonkeys would never find it in a million years. So they submit their piles of shit to public databases, and expect all of us who didn't get millions of dollars to sort through thier shit and find gold. An experiment is useless, perfunctary, and derivative if it has relied mainly upon kits such as those supplied by Qiagen.

Real Sceintist 1: Dude, did you see that fat bastard's lab space at the Whitehead?

Real Scientist 2: Yeah, It was like a fucking Qiagen box fort on his shelves.

Real Scientist 1: Fucking high-through put human genome mapping man. I wonder if he even knows what buffer P2 has in it.

Real Scientist 2: Qiagen, motherfucker.

by Sharkey November 25, 2004

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