pwntangle

When someone is/or is going to be absolutely owned, it is the absolute of pwn.

D00d he was just pwntangled!
or
I'm going to pwntangle you.

by Bill "Pwntangled" Shitfuamr May 8, 2008

panangle

The act of goofily waltzing about in a lanky fashion

"I was panangling around the house while cleaning"
"Look at that guy panangle around like a noodle with legs"

by Wobbly_ May 26, 2023

pwntang

A girls snatch that has clearly been ravaged by several male appendages.

Zach: So, did you slam that drunk bitch after the party?

Fred: Yeah, but she had some savage pwntang, so I had to use an alternate insertion point.

by Poontang Pirate August 23, 2007

poontangle

A difficult situation involving more than one lady.

Yeah, Larry's done gone and got himself inna poontangle. Now his shit 's all over on the lawn.

by Samuel Clam Hands July 9, 2009

Potangle

1. The potato of the future.

2. A strictly geometric potato chip. (Potanglechip)

3.Study of Junk Food geometry. (Potangology)

1. The all new potangle has the potential to cure SUPER AIDS.

2. Why won't you share your potanglechips?

3. My friend majored in potangology. He is quite fat.

by International Council of Cake March 19, 2009

Poontangled

Poontangled is a state of being under the control of a said other's Poon or vagina. It is another way to say pussywhipped. In this case the individual is so deeply tangled in the feelings towards another's poon that he sacrifices his emotional and intellectual well-being, and very often financial too, forgetting his manhood along the path of pleasing the poon.

Men who are poontangled can often be found in the Friendzone, where their entanglement leads to obsession and creepy behavior.

There are many ways out of poontanglement and often they include self respect.

Women who poontangle men enjoy the attention and validation that comes with it and keep the lost soul around for his good energy and entertainment, like a cute dog.

"why is Dan paying for Natalia's drinks when she's clearly interested in other men?"

"I don't know my man. He's poontangled."

by Houdini91 May 21, 2019

puntanger

to be a pussy ( wuss) -(a bitch)

dude dont be a puntanger just do it

by caleb May 13, 2005