Poontangled is a state of being under the control of a said other's Poon or vagina. It is another way to say pussywhipped. In this case the individual is so deeply tangled in the feelings towards another's poon that he sacrifices his emotional and intellectual well-being, and very often financial too, forgetting his manhood along the path of pleasing the poon.
Men who are poontangled can often be found in the Friendzone, where their entanglement leads to obsession and creepy behavior.
There are many ways out of poontanglement and often they include self respect.
Women who poontangle men enjoy the attention and validation that comes with it and keep the lost soul around for his good energy and entertainment, like a cute dog.
Men who are poontangled can often be found in the Friendzone, where their entanglement leads to obsession and creepy behavior.
There are many ways out of poontanglement and often they include self respect.
Women who poontangle men enjoy the attention and validation that comes with it and keep the lost soul around for his good energy and entertainment, like a cute dog.
"why is Dan paying for Natalia's drinks when she's clearly interested in other men?"
"I don't know my man. He's poontangled."
"I don't know my man. He's poontangled."
by Houdini91 May 22, 2019
Any sexually threatening male you don't want your girlfriend or spouse around. A physical lover and a passionate pounder. Historically, a name used to embody affluence, virility, and the apex of physical performance. Heterosexuality is often associated with this name and is a dangerous name to utter besides a loved one you want to keep chaste and celibate. Hourmazds have often loved butts more than anything and use them as comforting pillows.
"Marie wants to lose her virginity but she can't find the right person."
"Does she have a nice butt?"
"Really nice!"
"Then just find her a Hourmazd! You won't regret it!"
"Does she have a nice butt?"
"Really nice!"
"Then just find her a Hourmazd! You won't regret it!"
by Houdini91 August 18, 2018
A sexually threatening male you don't want to keep around your girlfriend or spouse. Hourmazds throughout history have often embodied affluence, virility, and the apex of physical performance. Statistically Hourmazds exude a certain type of heterosexuality that's hard for other males to come by. Due to the energy carried by he name, it is a bad idea to utter the name around a family member or loved one you want to keep chaste and celibate. A Hourmazd's favourite thing is a nice butt which he often uses as a pillow.
"Julie needs to get her cherry popped but she's so goddamn picky!"
"Does she have a nice butt?"
"She does track. She has a great butt!"
"Then definitely get her a Hourmazd. She won't regret it! ;) "
"Does she have a nice butt?"
"She does track. She has a great butt!"
"Then definitely get her a Hourmazd. She won't regret it! ;) "
by Houdini91 August 18, 2018
Instagram profiles directed towards thirsty males and females, often containing an abundance of suggestive material ie butts, boobs, and a healthy amount of nudity, with the aim of getting a ton of followers and likes.
by Houdini91 March 05, 2017
Desert fever is the uncontrollable sexual urge towards people of the middle eastern descent. It should be noted that not all middle eastern people live in desserts, however some might.
Also not all those under the effects develop an actual fever. But their blood flow and body temperature might rise slightly and they might develop a liking for shawarma and falafel.
Also not all those under the effects develop an actual fever. But their blood flow and body temperature might rise slightly and they might develop a liking for shawarma and falafel.
Stacy: "that guy looks like Aladdin... My panties are wet."
Monica: "Stacy, you definitely have desert fever."
Monica: "Stacy, you definitely have desert fever."
by Houdini91 May 25, 2019