pontagles 

The ratio of fat versus muscle on a fish

My friend said my fish wasn’t big cause it wasn’t fat, he didn’t know about the pontagles rule, where muscle ways more than fat. My fish was a lean, mean, fighting machine with huge pontagles!

pontagles by ProFisherMan October 15, 2022

Pontagles 

The ratio of fat vs muscle on a fish determining weight. Muscle weighs more than fat.

My friend said my fish didn’t weight that much because it wasn’t fat. He obviously hasn’t fished for very long and doesn’t know about the pontagles rule.

“My fish was a lean mean fighting machine with huge pontagles!”

Pontagles by ProFisherMan October 15, 2022

Potent Potables 

A popular category on Jeopardy. Actually means "Strong Drinks", though it's quite common that illiterate folks would think it means "stinky drinks".

You shoulda seen my B.A.C. after drinking all those potent potables last night.

Potent Potables by Paul June 14, 2005

potables 

Things that you can drink, like water or juice. "Potable water" means you can drink it without harm. Often used when referring to alcohol.

Sometimes used in combination, "comestibles and potables."

That bar has plenty of fine potables, we should go over there after the fighter sweep Friday night.

-hotshot fighter pilot who likes to read

potables by Athene Airheart March 21, 2004

Portuglês 

1. A mix between two languages: Portuguese (Português) and English (Inglês).
2. Portuguese speakers trying to speak English in a most embarrassing manner. (i.e. "meednight.")
3. English speakers trying to speak Portuguese in a most embarrassing manner. ( i.e. "popozão.")

Franglais and Chinglish are similar terms describing the mixture of English with French or Chinese repectively.

PortugLês: Por meednight*, eu comerei na esse muito dorky*, non-gangsta* restaurante qual você quis, dangit*!

English: For midnight, I'll go to that super-dorky, wack restaurant you wanted me to go to, dangit!

*stars are for english words, maybe misspelled.

Portuglês by Frostey February 6, 2007

portages breakfast 

it is when a man scrambles eggs on the womans ass and pours the raw eggs into the womans vagina and eats the eggs out.

I invited my girlfriend over and had a portages breakfast.

portages breakfast by wiley collins December 28, 2007

pontless 

(adjective)
Derived from "pont/ponts"

Mediocre, bad, unworthy, pointless, meaningless, bereft of any ponts, lacking value, uninteresting, etc.
The opposite of "pontful"

My life has been really pontless since I lost my job
This cellphone is still working, but it's cheap and pontless
Amazon is a serious organization, but their way of treating employees is totally pontless

pontless by Macho Linguist June 30, 2021