Pandangle 

to hang your legs over a parking garage wall, and watch traffic

Well why don't you just pandangle your legs over that wall and relax.

Pandangle by Taitertot February 26, 2009

panhandle behavior 

Acting as one who lives in the “panhandle” area of a state. Specifically murdering people close to you without any reasonable expectation of getting away with it.

Did you hear about Junior? He got arrested for shooting his wife in their home. Claimed it was a burglary gone wrong but it seems like classic panhandle behavior.

panhandle behavior by sarahsfunny May 17, 2018

Spandangled

When you're off your nut. Can be Alcohol or Drug Related.

Adidas lads like to get Spandangled on the weekends.

"How do you plea?"

"Look love, i didn't mean to fondle a swan, it just happened. I was absolutely spandangled, alright?"

Spandangled by KurtsFingerPuppets June 20, 2016

Oklahoma Panhandle 

A seemingly impossible feat of human anatomy in which a midget is coated from head to toe in ranch dressing. The midget is then adorned with a frying pan on the head to be used as a hat when making headway. Finally, and most painfully, the midget is forced up into the rectal region of a female human, tears out the ovaries, and wears them as a pair of antlers.

A:Hey man, my neighbor just got an Oklahoma Panhandle
B:No way! what happened to her bro?
A:The doctors ran out of stitches!!
B:Oh shit !

Oklahoma Panhandle by Eatingkillingshittingmachine October 25, 2009

Panhandle Behavior 

Murdering people close to you without any reasonable expectation of getting away with it.

No plan, no plot, just I'm going to kill her and when they ask me if I did it I'm going to say nope and then maybe that will work. Panhandle behavior at its finest.

Panhandle Behavior by DeadInsideButStillPretty May 17, 2018

Panhandle Flapjack 

The sexual maneuver whereby, whilst penetrating a female anus from a rear-entry position ("doggystyle"), the female utilizes the slack skin of the male's scrotum to stimulate the vulva and clitoris in an act of manual masturbation.

I was stuffin' my girl's dumper like a thanksgiving turkey when all the sudden she grabbed my coinpurse and gave herself a panhandle flapjack.

Panhandle Flapjack by The panhandle flapjacker January 3, 2010

panangle 

The act of goofily waltzing about in a lanky fashion

"I was panangling around the house while cleaning"
"Look at that guy panangle around like a noodle with legs"

panangle by Wobbly_ May 26, 2023