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panhandle behavior
Acting as one who lives in the “panhandle” area of a state. Specifically murdering people close to you without any reasonable expectation of getting away with it.
Did you hear about Junior? He got arrested for shooting his wife in their home. Claimed it was a burglary gone wrong but it seems like classic panhandle behavior.
panhandle behavior by sarahsfunny May 17, 2018
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Pandangle • Spandangled • Padangle • vandangler • panangle • Randangle • spandangle • spandangley • wandangle • Fandangle
Spandangled
When you're off your nut. Can be Alcohol or Drug Related.
Adidas lads like to get Spandangled on the weekends.
Adidas lads like to get Spandangled on the weekends.
"How do you plea?"
"Look love, i didn't mean to fondle a swan, it just happened. I was absolutely spandangled, alright?"
"Look love, i didn't mean to fondle a swan, it just happened. I was absolutely spandangled, alright?"
Spandangled by KurtsFingerPuppets June 20, 2016
Oklahoma Panhandle
A seemingly impossible feat of human anatomy in which a midget is coated from head to toe in ranch dressing. The midget is then adorned with a frying pan on the head to be used as a hat when making headway. Finally, and most painfully, the midget is forced up into the rectal region of a female human, tears out the ovaries, and wears them as a pair of antlers.
A:Hey man, my neighbor just got an Oklahoma Panhandle
B:No way! what happened to her bro?
A:The doctors ran out of stitches!!
B:Oh shit !
B:No way! what happened to her bro?
A:The doctors ran out of stitches!!
B:Oh shit !
Oklahoma Panhandle by Eatingkillingshittingmachine October 25, 2009
Panhandle Behavior
No plan, no plot, just I'm going to kill her and when they ask me if I did it I'm going to say nope and then maybe that will work. Panhandle behavior at its finest.
Panhandle Behavior by DeadInsideButStillPretty May 17, 2018
Panhandle Flapjack
The sexual maneuver whereby, whilst penetrating a female anus from a rear-entry position ("doggystyle"), the female utilizes the slack skin of the male's scrotum to stimulate the vulva and clitoris in an act of manual masturbation.
I was stuffin' my girl's dumper like a thanksgiving turkey when all the sudden she grabbed my coinpurse and gave herself a panhandle flapjack.
Panhandle Flapjack by The panhandle flapjacker January 3, 2010
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