pwarf
He is a pwarf (he is gay)
pwarf by dizzle fizzle January 23, 2008
5th Alarm Parfait
The act of taking a good healthy shit in a urinal as a form of revenge or a last ditch effort when all shitters are full and the sweaty shit pains are in full effect.
Consuela instantly regretted kicking Jose off the buffet line on taco Tuesday after discovering he had left her a 5th Alarm Parfait in the men’s room.
5th Alarm Parfait by hosestretcher101 May 24, 2016
Parft
The absence of semen only sperm from the penis when it ejaculates and or cums. When the male prostate (walnut) has been removed and your penis can only sneeze when it cums. The absence of spooge, jiz, and or jelly and only the spraying of sperm is to Parft.
After surgery he was asked to parft. / She had parfty breathe after sucking off Miles. / There was nothing but parft dots found on the body when investigated. / She had me parfing often. / He is a known self parter. / He was parfted upon when he was a younger man. / He shamelessly parfts in the hot pool. / I had an aparftimy.
Parft by Sycoswitch February 16, 2020
Pwark Jisung
Pwark Jisung by anonymous October 28, 2020
Plarft
A person who eats another persons food(s) in the act of a High caused from Marijuana.
A munchie thief.
A munchie thief.
Craig looks in his fridge and notices his only Pizza Lunchable is now gone. He confronts his brother Greg and says " I KNOW YOU ATE MY PIZZA LUNCHABLE YOU PLARFT! LOOK AT YOUR EYES, DONT DENY IT!"
Plarft by JohnsonBarrick September 19, 2011