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The absence of semen only sperm from the penis when it ejaculates and or cums. When the male prostate (walnut) has been removed and your penis can only sneeze when it cums. The absence of spooge, jiz, and or jelly and only the spraying of sperm is to Parft.
After surgery he was asked to parft. / She had parfty breathe after sucking off Miles. / There was nothing but parft dots found on the body when investigated. / She had me parfing often. / He is a known self parter. / He was parfted upon when he was a younger man. / He shamelessly parfts in the hot pool. / I had an aparftimy.
Parft by Sycoswitch February 16, 2020
Words you can keep

sad story roblox soldier part 2 

wi can have today wi has win
now wi rip is sad now wi can have day
wi has win wi can have now
good is love end frind
wi can has can
you are soldier
you must wiiiiinnnnnn
win win

just rip
Friend: Hey man have you seen sad story roblox soldier part 2?
Random guy: No i'm not a weeb
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pussy part 

The pussy part, is the best part of a song, the catchiest part
the rap break in dalla dalla by itzy is the pussy part of the song!
pussy part by hyunjin from loona October 15, 2020
Similar to part 3, but not as extreme. It is most likely just going out with someone. It doesn't include making out(which is part 2.5) or touching the privates of your other(which is part 2.8).

Anything sexual that isn't sexual intercourse can be defined as part 2.xx. The more sexual it is, the higher the digit.
Brian: "So we totally did part 2.5 last night, it was awesome."
Wes: "Woohoo! We got up to part 2.8, but Meg wanted to stop."
Brian: "We got up to part 3."
Brian and Wes: "Stfu."
part 2 by Brian Wesley Brian June 7, 2009

That part 

1.Another way of agreeing with what someone has said
2.putting emphasis on a statement.
“we should have gone to another club instead”

“That part!”
That part by CameronSF October 13, 2018

Part Skipper 

A word for when a weeb wants to be a dingus to someone who watches jojo by saying that they skipped parts
You can’t send jojo related memes, part skipper you haven’t watched that part yet!
Part Skipper by naviiii September 2, 2019

Part Time Punk Rock 

Someone that dresses like a Punk Rocker or hard core at night or on weekends, but only with easily removable and undetectable accessories (i.e. fauxhawk) and usually without piercings or tattoos so that he or she may return to the work place or other group setting without appearing to have a Punk Rock affiliation or be a fan.
Janet said she saw her room mate at a party with a fauxhawk, and a leather studded jacket but parts his hair on the left with his corduroy jacket when he goes out with his choir friends. if he was really punk he would have a Mohawk. must suck to be Part Time Punk Rock.
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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