pussyfort
When little people climb into your vagina and build a fort that’s activated during sex to protect women from getting pregnant.
pussyfort by Pussyforting April 2, 2022
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pussyfree
adj.
To be free from both the pain of pursuing and the pleasure of successfully acquiring pussy.
At minimum, this means no fucking pussy, but is often expanded to include no touching pussy, no tasting pussy, no seeing pussy, no surrogate pussy, no non platonic contact with females, and/or no viewing female nudity.
Benefits of being free from pussy
1. Freedom from rejection
Pain from rejection, fear of rejection, and a history of rejection combine to form a certainty of rejection in some socially awkward introverts. Since he cannot approach a women with any confidence or optimism, he finds comfort in giving up the chase and focusing his energy on other pursuits.
2. Freedom from disappointing women
When a male has a small penis, erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculation, and/or other penile problems, he often feels awful for failing to satisfy his partner. It's a relief to know he will never again subject a woman to his sexual inadequacies nor feel the accompanying guilt, shame, and humiliation.
3. Freedom from undeserved pleasure
It is common for a submissive masochistic male with an inferiority complex (sissy, cuckold, v-cel, etc.) to think all pussy is pinnacle pussy for him. He finds erotic fulfillment in the belief that he is unworthy of either the mental or the physical pleasure pussy provides to superior men.
To be free from both the pain of pursuing and the pleasure of successfully acquiring pussy.
At minimum, this means no fucking pussy, but is often expanded to include no touching pussy, no tasting pussy, no seeing pussy, no surrogate pussy, no non platonic contact with females, and/or no viewing female nudity.
Benefits of being free from pussy
1. Freedom from rejection
Pain from rejection, fear of rejection, and a history of rejection combine to form a certainty of rejection in some socially awkward introverts. Since he cannot approach a women with any confidence or optimism, he finds comfort in giving up the chase and focusing his energy on other pursuits.
2. Freedom from disappointing women
When a male has a small penis, erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculation, and/or other penile problems, he often feels awful for failing to satisfy his partner. It's a relief to know he will never again subject a woman to his sexual inadequacies nor feel the accompanying guilt, shame, and humiliation.
3. Freedom from undeserved pleasure
It is common for a submissive masochistic male with an inferiority complex (sissy, cuckold, v-cel, etc.) to think all pussy is pinnacle pussy for him. He finds erotic fulfillment in the belief that he is unworthy of either the mental or the physical pleasure pussy provides to superior men.
Since Mike developed a porn addiction due to constantly being rejected by females, his female therapist suggested he stop bothering females in real life, stop looking at nude females online, and declare himself pussyfree for life.
pussyfree by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 11, 2021
pussyfection
when a person does something that is really hot and it gives you butterflies that are exclusive to your pussy even though it was sexy AND affectionate at the same time. It can also be used to refer to something perfect that happened to your pussy.
ex:
I called a guy a "boob" today and he was like "hey don't talk to me like that", he radiates pussyfection.
ex:
I was Eiffel towered so hard last night, it was utter pussyfection.
ex:
She's so pussyfectionate, it's adorable.
I called a guy a "boob" today and he was like "hey don't talk to me like that", he radiates pussyfection.
ex:
I was Eiffel towered so hard last night, it was utter pussyfection.
ex:
She's so pussyfectionate, it's adorable.
pussyfection by pussyrock February 1, 2022
pussyfooting
To act or proceed cautiously or timidly to avoid committing oneself, like a cat circling carefuly around something it finds distasteful.
pussyfooting by Joben May 31, 2004
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pussyfart cumface by Squeejek October 14, 2020
pussyfoot
Donald never got the nerve to talk to any of the girls in the bar. He just spent the night pussyfooting around and then went home to choke the bishop.
pussyfoot by Spit Blood April 15, 2003
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