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When cat hair is stuck to something or someone.
"Man that bottle is hecka pussyfied" When there`s cat hair on a bottle
pussyfied by Cochonnes August 11, 2020

pussified 

A description of a weak guy who has lost all masculine qualities and instincts.
Can you believe that Ed apologized to Jan for mansplaining? He used to be cool but now he's completely pussified.
pussified by Chad Apollo February 10, 2021

pussyfree 

adj.

To be free from both the pain of pursuing and the pleasure of successfully acquiring pussy.

At minimum, this means no fucking pussy, but is often expanded to include no touching pussy, no tasting pussy, no seeing pussy, no surrogate pussy, no non platonic contact with females, and/or no viewing female nudity.

Benefits of being free from pussy

1. Freedom from rejection
Pain from rejection, fear of rejection, and a history of rejection combine to form a certainty of rejection in some socially awkward introverts. Since he cannot approach a women with any confidence or optimism, he finds comfort in giving up the chase and focusing his energy on other pursuits.

2. Freedom from disappointing women
When a male has a small penis, erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculation, and/or other penile problems, he often feels awful for failing to satisfy his partner. It's a relief to know he will never again subject a woman to his sexual inadequacies nor feel the accompanying guilt, shame, and humiliation.

3. Freedom from undeserved pleasure
It is common for a submissive masochistic male with an inferiority complex (sissy, cuckold, v-cel, etc.) to think all pussy is pinnacle pussy for him. He finds erotic fulfillment in the belief that he is unworthy of either the mental or the physical pleasure pussy provides to superior men.
Since Mike developed a porn addiction due to constantly being rejected by females, his female therapist suggested he stop bothering females in real life, stop looking at nude females online, and declare himself pussyfree for life.
pussyfree by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 11, 2021

Pussyflies 

A feeling coming from deep inside her pussy, the prequel to making her canoli throb like butterflies of the stomach, pussyflies of the vagina.
Wow every-time I speak to Matt he makes my canoli throb, wow that super cute guy really gives me pussyflies......... I hope i give him nut flies too.
Pussyflies by Amand4 October 16, 2014

pussyfection 

when a person does something that is really hot and it gives you butterflies that are exclusive to your pussy even though it was sexy AND affectionate at the same time. It can also be used to refer to something perfect that happened to your pussy.
ex:

I called a guy a "boob" today and he was like "hey don't talk to me like that", he radiates pussyfection.

ex:

I was Eiffel towered so hard last night, it was utter pussyfection.

ex:

She's so pussyfectionate, it's adorable.
pussyfection by pussyrock February 1, 2022

pussyfication 

A process, in which over a period of time, someone, or a group of people, develops more and more qualities of being a total pussy.
The pussyfication of America's youth was evident by their reactionary outcry after their favorite "toy", facebook, underwent a slight enhancement. Anyone who complained or jumped aboard the complaint bandwagon is a huge fucking pussy and should go move to Afghanistan, where they will have some real fucking issues to whine about, you fuckin pussies.
pussyfication by TheTeaBag September 8, 2006