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pussyfiend 

n.

A ladies man who loves pussy so much that he is always pursuing a piece of strange regardless of how many woman he already has waiting at his beck and call.
Becky: James is such a stud, I'd do anything for him. It's so hot that he screwed me last night and he banged you the night before. Now he's upstairs laying pipe on Mandy.

Veronica: I know. He's like the best and stuff. Us girls are all, like, so lucky he's such a pussyfiend.

pussyfier 

An rubber object (i.e. a dildo) used as a pacifier for the vagina.
"Damn, I miss my boyfriend. My pussyfier is getting all worn out."
pussyfier by zeppelina_eva October 2, 2007
to be bitch slapped down the proverbial ladder of respect to the point where one becomes a pussy.
Josh became pussyfied when he told the coach he didn't want to run because it would mess up his hair.

pussyless 

adj.

1. To be lacking female genitalia where one would expect to find it.

2. To be without access to female genitalia in spite of desiring and being socially expected to have such access.
1. On my 40th birthday, I decided to go to a brothel to finally lose my virginity. After spotting the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen, I just had to eat her out. But when I pulled down her pants, she was pussyless. Five years later, I'm still a virgin and I spend my all my free time sucking nut butter out of meat straws just like I did to hers.

2. Whenever Mike is challenged by another dude, he always chooses flight over fight. He runs away even if another dude makes a pass at a girl he's trying to get with. So, everyone calls him twopuss, which stands for the world's only pussyless pussy.
pussyless by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 12, 2021
One who is veritably swimming in pussy. The pussy is his natural environment as water is to a fish.
Am I a lady's man?!

You best believe I'm a fuckin' pussyfish!
pussyfish by Cosmic Pelican March 14, 2009
The nonexistent fish inside of a woman's vagina that gives off odor.
Your girlfriend's pussyfish smells like it hasn't been cleaned in years
Pussyfish by Frake Ninja November 2, 2010