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pussy wooped 

To be controled by a female.
Female has complete control of what you do, say, who u hang out with, and who you talk to
" Cant go to town tonight, misses wants me to stay home"
"Bro, ur being pussy wooped"
pussy wooped by DNHRDR December 26, 2007
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Pussy Whooped 

A man who attempts to win female affection by showering her with anything she wants, thus allowing a bitch to take advantage of him because he doesn't have the spine to stand up for himself for fear of missing out on pussy. Because he has made an internal commitment to enslave himself to "what pussy wants, pussy gets," when she demands, he complies. Such a guy gives the impression to outsiders that he is carrying a vagina between his legs rather than a penis.
Darrell and Jenny are going shopping again. This is the 5th time this week! Dude, he's so pussy whooped it ain't funny.
Pussy Whooped by morpheus30 January 19, 2018

pussy whooped 

Male not in control, 1. Male that does not carry the balls in the relationship. 2. Male that does not wear the "pants" in the relationship. 3. A controled male in a heterosexual relationship. 4. Eligio
The biatch Eligio is so pussy whooped that it's not even funny!!
pussy whooped by Larrython September 27, 2006

Pussy Whooped 

To let women walk all over you because you do not have the spine to stick up for yourself.
Alex Pavlovsky is a pussy whooped fool.
Pussy Whooped by Zithel September 2, 2013

Pussy-whooped 

Many people, especially guys, think being pussy whooped is a bad thing!

Real men know it's not a bad thing and they won't have a problem letting you know they are indeed, pussy whooped!

It means that she puts it on you so good that you are discombobulated for a minute afterward and have to gather yourself together before saying anything or moving on with your day or getting yourself to sleep!

It means you would do most anything to have that pussy because you crave it so much!

Real men are proud to be pussy whooped!
"Man, my girl has me so pussy-whooped that my vision is blurred dog!"
Pussy-whooped by cheLLe1963 April 14, 2022

Pussy Whooped 

A male being phisically abused by his girlfriend. Derived from pussy whipped, but taken a step further.
Man, Jack is completely pussy whooped.
Pussy Whooped by Kareem Sadat July 24, 2008

Pussy whooped snowflake 

A dude with no integrity that commits to something but always flakes out due to being pussy whipped. The pussy could belong to a whore or a good girl. It doesn’t matter a pussy whooped snowflake doesn’t know the difference!
This night is gonna be lit where’s Justin and Mike? Well they said they were game but you know they’re up some sluts ass! Yeah they’re pure breed Pussy Whooped Snowflakes!
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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