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A derisive term meant to describe a mentally retarded person or more accurately, a person who acts stupidly. The evolution of the word comes as the word gets shorter, the greater the insult it conveys. Thus:
Mentally Retarded Person < Retarded < Retard < Tard.
Mentally Retarded Person < Retarded < Retard < Tard.
by morpheus30 August 15, 2023
Get the Tardmug. by morpheus30 June 12, 2018
Get the Soundermug. It is where MMA fighters who can't hack it in the UFC go to fight in a vain attempt to stay relevant. A number of the fighters in Bellator were once superstars of the sport but are now too old, too slow, or too overweight to fight at an elite level. Among the most notable Bellator fighters are: Royce Gracie (the grandfather of modern-day MMA), Fedor Emelianenko (who went undefeated for 10 years straight), Frank Mir, Roy Nelson, Quinton "Rampage" Jackson, Chael Sonnen, and Tito Ortiz .
Bellator also has the dubious honor of headlining what most observers have arguably called the "worst fight in MMA history" between Kimbo Slice vs Dada 5000 at Bellator 149. That fight was a street brawl between two out-of-shape fighters that lacked skillful MMA tactics of any kind (no striking skill, no takedown skill, no grappling skill) with both fighters completely gassed by the 2nd round.
The word "Bellator" means warrior in Latin.
Bellator also has the dubious honor of headlining what most observers have arguably called the "worst fight in MMA history" between Kimbo Slice vs Dada 5000 at Bellator 149. That fight was a street brawl between two out-of-shape fighters that lacked skillful MMA tactics of any kind (no striking skill, no takedown skill, no grappling skill) with both fighters completely gassed by the 2nd round.
The word "Bellator" means warrior in Latin.
After Travis Browne loses his fourth-straight fight in the UFC...
Dude 1: Damn, I guess Bellator will get a new heavy weight.
Dude 2: Haha... That's so fitting cuz it's a shit-show over there!
Dude 1: Damn, I guess Bellator will get a new heavy weight.
Dude 2: Haha... That's so fitting cuz it's a shit-show over there!
by morpheus30 January 20, 2018
Get the Bellatormug. Male for Redditor. This means that a male is posting on the website “Reddit” in search of someone to chat with, an online friendship, or date. Can be either male or female. Suitors will click the post and, if interested, contact him via DM.
32 M4R Looking for Fortnite partner
by morpheus30 April 26, 2021
Get the M4Rmug. A man who attempts to win female affection by showering her with anything she wants, thus allowing a bitch to take advantage of him because he doesn't have the spine to stand up for himself for fear of missing out on pussy. Because he has made an internal commitment to enslave himself to "what pussy wants, pussy gets," when she demands, he complies. Such a guy gives the impression to outsiders that he is carrying a vagina between his legs rather than a penis.
Darrell and Jenny are going shopping again. This is the 5th time this week! Dude, he's so pussy whooped it ain't funny.
by morpheus30 January 19, 2018
Get the Pussy Whoopedmug. Bacterial Vaginosis, also known as gardnerella, is overgrowth of bacteria normally present in the vagina. Women of childbearing age who experience this condition will notice a foul-smelling, “fishy” vaginal odor that includes a gray or white discharge and vaginal itching.
The imbalance in vaginal bacteria may be caused by douching, not using condoms during sex, or having new or multiple sex partners.
It has been reported on social media that the best treatment for BV is drinking a half-cup of cranberry juice mixed with a half-cup of pineapple juice before going to bed along with drinking a gallon of water throughout the day.
The imbalance in vaginal bacteria may be caused by douching, not using condoms during sex, or having new or multiple sex partners.
It has been reported on social media that the best treatment for BV is drinking a half-cup of cranberry juice mixed with a half-cup of pineapple juice before going to bed along with drinking a gallon of water throughout the day.
by morpheus30 July 22, 2023
Get the BVmug. The act of inserting a penis into their partner’s vagina without thrusting so that the penis “marinates” in vaginal fluid without creating any friction. In other words, a penis just chills in a vagina without movement.
Soaking is practiced by unmarried members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons) because soaking is not considered sex, according to their beliefs.
Soaking is practiced by unmarried members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons) because soaking is not considered sex, according to their beliefs.
by morpheus30 September 23, 2022
Get the Soakingmug.