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Tard

A derisive term meant to describe a mentally retarded person or more accurately, a person who acts stupidly. The evolution of the word comes as the word gets shorter, the greater the insult it conveys. Thus:

Mentally Retarded Person < Retarded < Retard < Tard.
Girl One: Mike is wearing his hoodie backwards again.
Girl Two: He’s such a tard!
by morpheus30 August 15, 2023
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BV

Bacterial Vaginosis, also known as gardnerella, is overgrowth of bacteria normally present in the vagina. Women of childbearing age who experience this condition will notice a foul-smelling, “fishy” vaginal odor that includes a gray or white discharge and vaginal itching.

The imbalance in vaginal bacteria may be caused by douching, not using condoms during sex, or having new or multiple sex partners.

It has been reported on social media that the best treatment for BV is drinking a half-cup of cranberry juice mixed with a half-cup of pineapple juice before going to bed along with drinking a gallon of water throughout the day.
My girl used to get BVs before she discovered the cranberry pineapple cocktail.
by morpheus30 July 22, 2023
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Soaking

The act of inserting a penis into their partner’s vagina without thrusting so that the penis “marinates” in vaginal fluid without creating any friction. In other words, a penis just chills in a vagina without movement.

Soaking is practiced by unmarried members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons) because soaking is not considered sex, according to their beliefs.
Life at BYU: you be soaking on weekends after a long week of study.
by morpheus30 September 23, 2022
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Jump Humping

When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking.

Jump Humping is practiced by students of Brigham Young University (BYU) or Mormon teens because they are expected to remain virgins until marriage. That's because soaking (or marinating), according to Mormonism, does not count as sex.
I was called to go jump humping for my bestie at a BYU dorm while she soaks with her boyfriend.
by morpheus30 September 23, 2022
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M4R

Male for Redditor. This means that a male is posting on the website “Reddit” in search of someone to chat with, an online friendship, or date. Can be either male or female. Suitors will click the post and, if interested, contact him via DM.
by morpheus30 April 26, 2021
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F4R

Female for Redditor. This means that a female is posting on the website “Reddit” in search of someone to chat with, start an online friendship, or date. Can be either male or female. Suitors will click on the post and, if interested, contact her via DM.
by morpheus30 April 26, 2021
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expagorate

A word that supposedly means "to provide more information" or "explain further" but in reality it is a made up, nonsensical word that is not found in any English dictionary. You are most likely to find this word on online forums where stupidity and ignorance reign supreme.
Girl: "I don't get ,do you mind expagorating your comment so that l can get where you are coming from?"
Guy: "oh shit! I must be talking to a Harvard graduate here; my bad. Yeah, I'll expagorate it for you. . ."
by morpheus30 May 30, 2020
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