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Pond Pussy

PETA has determined that the term "Sea Kittens" should be used to describe fish. The reasoning is that this will sound cuter and that therefore people will be less likely to eat fish. The problem here is that "Sea" implies salt water. We need a comparable term for fresh water fish. This term is Pond Pussy. From now on, fresh water fish are to be refered to as Pond Pussy.
I was driving to Panama City when my car broke down in southern Alabama. It wasn't all bad though, I got to eat all the Alabama Pond Pussy I could handle.
Pond Pussy by FIATC February 1, 2009

Pond Pussy

Pond Pussy;
*noun*

1. A female with questionably low, to no moral values with no little to no self respect or dignity who openly flaunts the dangerously high level of her promiscuity.

Can often be found on social media sites posting selfies while wearing a Dixie flag bathing suit, and or memes about being a county girl, while currently residing the the suburbs.

In the wild, they can often be easily spotted by their attire consisting of $10 straw Kenny Chesney hats, denim skirts or shorts, and $70 Buckle wannabe Cowboy boots.

In their natural habitat, they can often be found wearing pajama pants on their couch, while listening to trap music artists such as 2 Chainz.

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The Pond Pussy gets it's name from the close similarity of a member of the male species placing his penis inside of a pond, in a manner close to "fishing".

The theory in this practice they say is "I may not get off, but I'm bound to catch something".

This play on words references the highly unlikely probability that the male may reach sexual climax, but is at a dangerously high risk of attaining a sexually transmitted disease.
Aye yo, y'all got any rubbers? I'm bout ta go smash dat fine piece of grade-a American pond pussy over derr
Pond Pussy by JayxSoprano June 23, 2017

Pussypounder 

kid who thinks he can get any pussy in the world and that every girl sweats his nuts but ends up only getting dome piece from the same busted british chick every weekend
john - yo man that bitch is fine!

rick pussypounder - meh shes aiit..she wants my nuts though (calls blair)

pussycondomfuck 

It’s my fucking name
Haha pussycondomfuck
pussycondomfuck by Pussycondomfuck October 19, 2020

pussyfondler 

I wanna pussyfondler you
pussyfondler by Papasmurfsnut December 30, 2024

Dickclaration of Pussypendence 

The right to say NO to any types of sensual/sexual interaction and not give into peer pressure.
Megan: “The Dickclaration of Pussypendence states, ‘When engaged in intercourse or the like, each party reserves the right to dissolve the union at any time.’"

Toni: “What?”

Megan: “Baby, you always have the choice not to hook-up.”

Toni: “ Oh! Thanks, Meg.”