Definitions by redbirds003
Mountain Stacks
Especially large breasts.
Lady 1: Don’t worry, sweetie! This old woman will show you the way to be a proper lady!
Lady 2: Oh! Th-thank you, ma’am.
Lady 2 inner voice: ‘Does she seriously think of herself as “old” with those mountain stacks..?!’
Lady 2: Oh! Th-thank you, ma’am.
Lady 2 inner voice: ‘Does she seriously think of herself as “old” with those mountain stacks..?!’
Mountain Stacks by redbirds003 December 14, 2024
PhD
Tiffany: I think it’s so sad there are thousands of PhDs out in the world!
Britt: … Since when did medical professionals gain such a bad rep??
Tiffany: No no, not doctors. The PhD I’m talking about stands for Poor, Hungry, and Desperate people.
Britt: Ooh.. yea, that really sucks…
Britt: … Since when did medical professionals gain such a bad rep??
Tiffany: No no, not doctors. The PhD I’m talking about stands for Poor, Hungry, and Desperate people.
Britt: Ooh.. yea, that really sucks…
PhD by redbirds003 August 16, 2024
PhD
Tiffany: I think it’s so sad there are thousands of PhDs out in the world!
Britt: … Since when did medical professionals gain such a bad rep??
Tiffany: No no, not doctors. The PhD I’m talking about stands for Poor, Hungry, and Desperate people.
Britt: Ooh! Yea, that’s pretty sucky…
Britt: … Since when did medical professionals gain such a bad rep??
Tiffany: No no, not doctors. The PhD I’m talking about stands for Poor, Hungry, and Desperate people.
Britt: Ooh! Yea, that’s pretty sucky…
PhD by redbirds003 August 14, 2024
Dickclaration of Pussypendence
Megan: “The Dickclaration of Pussypendence states, ‘When engaged in intercourse or the like, each party reserves the right to dissolve the union at any time.’"
Toni: “What?”
Megan: “Baby, you always have the choice not to hook-up.”
Toni: “ Oh! Thanks, Meg.”
Toni: “What?”
Megan: “Baby, you always have the choice not to hook-up.”
Toni: “ Oh! Thanks, Meg.”
Dickclaration of Pussypendence by redbirds003 August 13, 2024
Atticwife
An often dub-con and sometimes non-con and dead dove trope where a character who is locked away somewhere out of love/obsession. The term originates from the plot of Jane Eyre and gained popularity somewhere in 2022 / 2023. Synonyms: See also: dubcon, noncon, dead dove, yandere.
Lady 1: Did you know in Charlotte Brontë's book, Jane Eyre, Bertha Mason was Rochester’s atticwife?
Lady 2: OMG! No, I didn’t! Now I GOT to read the story to see how something like that can happen… and more importantly, how she’ll get out of it!
Lady 2: OMG! No, I didn’t! Now I GOT to read the story to see how something like that can happen… and more importantly, how she’ll get out of it!
Atticwife by redbirds003 July 18, 2024
Grey Collar
People who work beyond the age of retirement, such as firefighters, police officers, health care professionals, and security guards.
Guy 1: I got an uncle that’s been a nurse so long he’s considered grey collar.
Guy 2: Gotta admire his dedication!
Guy 2: Gotta admire his dedication!
Grey Collar by redbirds003 May 7, 2024
Word of the Day on August 22, 2024