pussy paste

(n.) A thick, foul-smelling substance the consistency of cupcake frosting produced by a woman's yeast-infected or grievously unwashed vagina. Pussy paste tends to collect around the labia in the form of clumps. Shed pubic hairs may or may not be present in the pussy paste stalactites, but when it is, it lends a certain aspect of visual horror to their appearance. It is widely accepted that pussy paste smells similar to the shithouse on a tuna boat.

I really like Susan, but her pussy paste problem is just too much to handle without a gas mask.

pussy paste by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

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Pussy Paste

The act of affixing the two clitoral flaps with the use of an adhesive. Once the pussy is pasted, the male participant vigorously attempts to rupture the bonded pussy until success is achieved.
N.B: lube is not permitted

Steven: Please baby, let me have you
Georgia: I want you to earn it babe, go get the glue, its pussy paste time!

Pussy Paste by BALL.VAC December 1, 2016

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Pastel Pussy

When that pussy has been overused to such a point that it starts looking like a full rainbow, thus we call it that Pastel Pussy.

"Watch out dude, that girl basically has a full RGB Keyboard between her legs."

"You mean she has a Pastel Pussy?"

Pastel Pussy by Disturbed Aardvark April 16, 2019

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pussypassed

When all your hard work on your project doesn't matter because someone with a vagina also worked on it.

I wrote over 100,000 lines of code in order to get a photograph of a black hole, but someone with a vagina changed the font colors, got all the credit and pussypassed me.

pussypassed by SuicideNote July 22, 2019