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pussy paste 

(n.) A thick, foul-smelling substance the consistency of cupcake frosting produced by a woman's yeast-infected or grievously unwashed vagina. Pussy paste tends to collect around the labia in the form of clumps. Shed pubic hairs may or may not be present in the pussy paste stalactites, but when it is, it lends a certain aspect of visual horror to their appearance. It is widely accepted that pussy paste smells similar to the shithouse on a tuna boat.
I really like Susan, but her pussy paste problem is just too much to handle without a gas mask.
pussy paste by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009
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Pussy Paste 

The act of affixing the two clitoral flaps with the use of an adhesive. Once the pussy is pasted, the male participant vigorously attempts to rupture the bonded pussy until success is achieved.
N.B: lube is not permitted
Steven: Please baby, let me have you
Georgia: I want you to earn it babe, go get the glue, its pussy paste time!
Pussy Paste by BALL.VAC December 1, 2016

Pastel Pussy 

When that pussy has been overused to such a point that it starts looking like a full rainbow, thus we call it that Pastel Pussy.
"Watch out dude, that girl basically has a full RGB Keyboard between her legs."

"You mean she has a Pastel Pussy?"

pussypassed

When all your hard work on your project doesn't matter because someone with a vagina also worked on it.
I wrote over 100,000 lines of code in order to get a photograph of a black hole, but someone with a vagina changed the font colors, got all the credit and pussypassed me.
pussypassed by SuicideNote July 22, 2019

Pussypated

When you low key feeling like you gotta shit kinda but thats just cuz you're 9 months pregnant
Karen: "damn I be a lil pussypated kinda"

Andre: "damn"
Pussypated by thatgrinchmeat January 23, 2021

Pussypated

When the pussy is so good you get twitterpated.
She’s so good in bed I got pussypated.
Pussypated by Queen Howell January 10, 2021

PussyPastrami 

When the labia hangs out past the lips of the pussy
Damn That chick has pussypastrami hanging out her snatch!
PussyPastrami by Samuel B. November 23, 2006
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