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Parktarded 

adjective: A person who exhibits an inability to park correctly within a designated space. Exhibited by parking too close, double parking, crossing the lines, over the curb, or generally socially unacceptable parking behavior that impedes your fellow man's ability to park correctly or get in and out of their vehicle.
That F350 dually taking up four spaces is parktarded. Noun: see parktard
Parktarded by trudaddy January 5, 2015
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Parktarded 

Never remembering where one parked their car
the guy walking around the parking lot aimlessly, He's Parktarded, he has no idea where he parked his car
Parktarded by BGr54 January 26, 2010

pretarded 

When an unborn child is destined to be retarded because one or both of the people that will be raising him are both stupid.
that poor pretarded fetus, he will have a difficult life.
pretarded by Xenoflame April 19, 2003

Pertarded 

A person who is pertard is at the entry level of retardedness. They may say and do dumb things but are not at the stage of drooling or window licking.
Look at that pertarded Dickhead Tyson. Won't be long until he's drooling and licking windows.

Fast-Lane Parktard 

The oblivious, offensive motorist who ABSOLUTELY REFUSES to move from the left lane under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES...
Who teaches someone to enter the highway at a dangerous, ridiculously slow pace and IMMEDIATELY move to the left/passing lane and JUST FUCKING SIT THERE...FOREVER, AND EVER!
A Fast-Lane Parktard, that's who...dumb-ass!
Fast-Lane Parktard by YAWA May 17, 2019

punktarded 

When one is not educated in the genre of punk rock.
Ugh, Jaime is so punktarded. He thought the Misfits were the weird kids in school.
punktarded by johnnyRotten. February 4, 2009

prutarded 

a mix of the word prude and retarded
DudeA:Damn shirrel is so dumb and prude
DudeB: Ya shes fucking prutarded
DudeA: Fuck you are right
prutarded by mcshibby November 29, 2007
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