(n.) The act of orally stimulating the vulva or the vagina through the usage of shrewd puns that titillate the senses.
Officer John Titwhistle: "Dude, you're being indicted."
Gary Fortcox: "What for? I've never broken the law in my life!"
Officer John Titwhistle: "Your pun was too good."
Gary Fortcox: "But I make puns all the time."
Officer John Titwhistle: "Yes, but this one was so good that unconsentual punilingus was achieved."
Gary Fortcox: *Contrite sigh*...
Gary Fortcox: "What for? I've never broken the law in my life!"
Officer John Titwhistle: "Your pun was too good."
Gary Fortcox: "But I make puns all the time."
Officer John Titwhistle: "Yes, but this one was so good that unconsentual punilingus was achieved."
Gary Fortcox: *Contrite sigh*...
by Blunt Cunt March 24, 2009