punilingus

(n.) The act of orally stimulating the vulva or the vagina through the usage of shrewd puns that titillate the senses.

Officer John Titwhistle: "Dude, you're being indicted."

Gary Fortcox: "What for? I've never broken the law in my life!"

Officer John Titwhistle: "Your pun was too good."

Gary Fortcox: "But I make puns all the time."

Officer John Titwhistle: "Yes, but this one was so good that unconsentual punilingus was achieved."

Gary Fortcox: *Contrite sigh*...

by Blunt Cunt March 24, 2009

Punnilingus

The act of pleasuring someone by deliberately exploiting the similarities between similar sounding words.

Geoff: Pablo Neruda's novels were boring but his poetry was verse.
Emma: (Laughing) Now that is some of the best punnilingus I've had for a while.

by Matthew Knott April 16, 2008

cunilingus

to use the mouth, especially the tongue with the intent of bringing a female to orgasm; to lick pussy; to suck cunt.

I am a master of cunilingus.

by Tommyboy July 24, 2003

pedilingus

the erotic stimulation of the foot with the tongue for sexual pleasure. Derived from the Latin words \"ped\", meaning foot, and \"lingus\", meaning tongue.

Since he has a foot fetish, he gets a kick out of pedilingus.

by Jesuffle April 26, 2005

hamper pantilingus

The act of pretending to use someone's bathroom just to dig through their hamper to find dirty panties, then licking them.

I was over at my cousin Sharon's last night and couldn't resist doing a little hamper pantilingus.

by Trader1933 January 15, 2017

cunilingus

To perform oral sex on a female.

Hey sexy! How do you feel about cunilingus.

by Xyrus November 6, 2003

cunilingus

oral stimulation of the vagina

i performed cunilingus on her

by Sammy March 26, 2003