punnylingus

the act of using the tongue for repetitive quick witted wordplay that stimulates the mind and body in an act of needy foreplay

Jane asked Robert if the weather would disrupt their dinner reservations, but in a sudden outburst of punnylingus, he told to her was determined to eat out tonight before the 6-8 inches buried her in the white stuff.

by blerdydc September 6, 2021

Punnilingus

The act of pleasuring someone by deliberately exploiting the similarities between similar sounding words.

Geoff: Pablo Neruda's novels were boring but his poetry was verse.
Emma: (Laughing) Now that is some of the best punnilingus I've had for a while.

by Matthew Knott April 16, 2008

Cunnylingus

aka Muff diving, licking a woman's cunt.

I want to give her cunnylingus

by Stu November 28, 2003

cunnylingus

Lapping on the vertical bacon sandwich

John: "Oh Mandy, my love is for you deeper than the ocean"

Mandy: "Oh John"

John: "Let me show you the depth of my feelings by lapping on your vertical bacon sandwich"

Mandy: "Ooooooooooohhh John.

John: "Slurp lick slurp" etc etc

by Skinupman November 26, 2004

Funnylingus

The act of seducing or sexually arousing someone with your sense of humour/wit.

"Sally agreed to go home with Bob after he gave her a good dose of funnylingus"

"I'll have to use funnylingus to get him into bed"

"When all else fails, try a little funnylingus."

by Seamaj March 17, 2009

Cunnylingus

A common term for 'Scunthorpe United Supporters club.'

A group of 'scunts' that linger around glanford park.

by Tigershark760 January 16, 2004

Cunnylingus

Licking fanny

Cunnylingus and sticky fingers

by Bennytins March 18, 2018