I had great phonilingus with the girl/guy when I called him/her today. I thought he/she wasn't very interested but I got a different message today on the phone!
by The_Bird October 13, 2011
Get the phonilingus mug.The act of pleasuring someone by deliberately exploiting the similarities between similar sounding words.
Geoff: Pablo Neruda's novels were boring but his poetry was verse.
Emma: (Laughing) Now that is some of the best punnilingus I've had for a while.
Emma: (Laughing) Now that is some of the best punnilingus I've had for a while.
by Matthew Knott April 16, 2008
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A phone conversation between a man and a woman (or two women) where the conversation is so pleasurable to the woman caller that she nears orgasm.
Last night Candice and I had some sensual phoneilingus. She was so pleased with our conversation that she literally exploded through the phone.
by Tiny Bubblez June 11, 2010
Get the Phoneilingus mug.having sex over the phone with a woman by explaining what you're fantasizing doing to her - like cybersex but on the phone
Moody: Shit, I can get this done in one day. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, then home for some cybersex with the soulmate.
Runkel: That's not a bad idea.
Moody: Are you kidding, it's a terrible idea! The lighting is subpar; it's very difficult to properly showcase one's dangling majesty. But it sure beats phonalingus.
Runkel: That's not a bad idea.
Moody: Are you kidding, it's a terrible idea! The lighting is subpar; it's very difficult to properly showcase one's dangling majesty. But it sure beats phonalingus.
by Lost Angelino January 25, 2011
Get the phonalingus mug.(n.) The act of orally stimulating the vulva or the vagina through the usage of shrewd puns that titillate the senses.
Officer John Titwhistle: "Dude, you're being indicted."
Gary Fortcox: "What for? I've never broken the law in my life!"
Officer John Titwhistle: "Your pun was too good."
Gary Fortcox: "But I make puns all the time."
Officer John Titwhistle: "Yes, but this one was so good that unconsentual punilingus was achieved."
Gary Fortcox: *Contrite sigh*...
Gary Fortcox: "What for? I've never broken the law in my life!"
Officer John Titwhistle: "Your pun was too good."
Gary Fortcox: "But I make puns all the time."
Officer John Titwhistle: "Yes, but this one was so good that unconsentual punilingus was achieved."
Gary Fortcox: *Contrite sigh*...
by Blunt Cunt March 24, 2009
Get the punilingus mug.Artic term for the common langauge spoken by Penguins. Combination of two latin roots, Peni-meaning small black creature and the latin term linguis refers to the tongue.
by Peterphilpoon May 23, 2008
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