Officer John Titwhistle: "Dude, you're being indicted."
Gary Fortcox: "What for? I've never broken the law in my life!"
Officer John Titwhistle: "Your pun was too good."
Gary Fortcox: "But I make puns
all the time."
Officer John Titwhistle: "Yes, but this one was so
good that unconsentual punilingus was
achieved."
Gary Fortcox: *Contrite sigh*...