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Predalingus 

A sexual act, similar to cunnilingus, wherein the 'performer' places the backs of both hands to their cheeks and inserts all of their fingers and their tongue into the female genitalia, and shouts "blarffl" in an impression of the eponymous villain from the 1987 Arnold Schwarzenegger classic 'Predator'.
"BLARFFL BLARFFL BLARFFUNKL"

- Dude, I totally gave this chick mad predalingus last night!
- That's balls nasty, man. Yous a player and no mistake!
Predalingus by cipher_d June 10, 2009

Penillingus 

Mouth to penis sex;fellatio;a blow job
I scored some penillingus off that
blonde last night.
Penillingus by The Bald Monk October 16, 2003

perilingus 

when a man goes down on another man's perineum. As opposed to cunnilingus.
"Dave, do you fancy some perilingus tonight?"
perilingus by Tim2345 October 3, 2006

Perditingus 

A feeling of absolute uncomfortableness and hatred. (N) or (adj) Purditingus is the plural form. Singular would be perditingĂ­.
When a person molested me on the train, I automatically felt perditingus for that person.

punilingus 

(n.) The act of orally stimulating the vulva or the vagina through the usage of shrewd puns that titillate the senses.
Officer John Titwhistle: "Dude, you're being indicted."

Gary Fortcox: "What for? I've never broken the law in my life!"

Officer John Titwhistle: "Your pun was too good."

Gary Fortcox: "But I make puns all the time."

Officer John Titwhistle: "Yes, but this one was so good that unconsentual punilingus was achieved."

Gary Fortcox: *Contrite sigh*...
punilingus by Blunt Cunt March 24, 2009

penilingus 

Artic term for the common langauge spoken by Penguins. Combination of two latin roots, Peni-meaning small black creature and the latin term linguis refers to the tongue.
The penguin from the artic speaks penilingus.
penilingus by Peterphilpoon May 23, 2008