punkalingus

A punk; generally owns a slow Honda with a shiny muffler

I had to take out a few punkalinguses on the way to the track tonight.

punkalingus by raul March 24, 2003

Punnilingus 

The act of pleasuring someone by deliberately exploiting the similarities between similar sounding words.

Geoff: Pablo Neruda's novels were boring but his poetry was verse.
Emma: (Laughing) Now that is some of the best punnilingus I've had for a while.

Punnilingus by Matthew Knott April 16, 2008

funkalingus 

of, or having to do with having funky oral pleasure, taking part in oral pleasure in the vaguest of manners. Created by JP Bradley in his complete ossimness and glory praise be to him.

This food is almost as good as the funkalingus jake gave me last night.

funkalingus by JPBRADLEYTHEOSSIM March 9, 2010

punilingus 

(n.) The act of orally stimulating the vulva or the vagina through the usage of shrewd puns that titillate the senses.

Officer John Titwhistle: "Dude, you're being indicted."

Gary Fortcox: "What for? I've never broken the law in my life!"

Officer John Titwhistle: "Your pun was too good."

Gary Fortcox: "But I make puns all the time."

Officer John Titwhistle: "Yes, but this one was so good that unconsentual punilingus was achieved."

Gary Fortcox: *Contrite sigh*...

punilingus by Blunt Cunt March 24, 2009

Puddalingus 

The art of eating a cat.

Unlike CUNNILINGUS, the art of eating pussy.

The dumb boy was trying Puddalingus with the Family cat.

Puddalingus by Erik el Rojo January 2, 2019

punnylingus 

the act of using the tongue for repetitive quick witted wordplay that stimulates the mind and body in an act of needy foreplay

Jane asked Robert if the weather would disrupt their dinner reservations, but in a sudden outburst of punnylingus, he told to her was determined to eat out tonight before the 6-8 inches buried her in the white stuff.

punnylingus by blerdydc September 6, 2021

punkamongus 

A man that lives in denile of being a bitch made nigga. Ho he don't want to be saved he a manho.

Kenny Ray has punkamongus be aware it's highly contagious and can be deadly in the bedly.

punkamongus by QueenOfTalkinShitThen brought January 21, 2022