Punctuate
I Punctuated your mom last night
punctuate the toilet
To have a bowel movement. Evolved out of the phrase "drop colon" where colon can have two meanings(colon as a part of your digestive tract or as a puntuation mark).
hung over guy #1: "Dude, where you goin?"
hung over guy #2: "Gotta punctuate the toilet"
hung over guy #1: "Spray some air freshener after"
hung over guy #2: "Gotta punctuate the toilet"
hung over guy #1: "Spray some air freshener after"
punctuate the toilet by Niceguy October 29, 2006
punctuation pee
punctuation pee by JudyAK May 9, 2011
punctuation flatulence
When you emphasize something you say with a loud and protracted fart to make a more powerful statement.
punctuation flatulence by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020
Cock-u-Puncture
Girl #1: I could not do Brian, that guy had a Prince Albert piercing that was like major in caliber. No way was that going in my pussy. I tried to give him a beej, but I ended up giving him more of a handjob.
Girl #2: I do not understand why guys go for extreme Cock-u-Puncture
Girl #1: It has to fricking hurt!
Girl #2: Some guys are freaks.
Girl #2: I do not understand why guys go for extreme Cock-u-Puncture
Girl #1: It has to fricking hurt!
Girl #2: Some guys are freaks.
Cock-u-Puncture by sarasplayroom.com January 20, 2011
Scarlet Punctuation
1. A woman's period. That time of the month.
2. When you can actually see the leakage through the clothing.
2. When you can actually see the leakage through the clothing.
1. You better lay off of Gloria. She's got the Scarlet Punctuation.
2. Yo Jenny. You seem to have finished your sentence with some Scarlet Punctuation there, eh?
2. Yo Jenny. You seem to have finished your sentence with some Scarlet Punctuation there, eh?
Scarlet Punctuation by McCock, the Crime Dick August 25, 2006
punctual
Tom isn't a very punctual person. He is always late for work.
I made a punctual payment for my bills each month.
I made a punctual payment for my bills each month.
punctual by little_one January 7, 2008
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“No way, is that cake?”
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