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punctuate the toilet 

To have a bowel movement. Evolved out of the phrase "drop colon" where colon can have two meanings(colon as a part of your digestive tract or as a puntuation mark).
hung over guy #1: "Dude, where you goin?"
hung over guy #2: "Gotta punctuate the toilet"
hung over guy #1: "Spray some air freshener after"
punctuate the toilet by Niceguy October 29, 2006

punctuation pee 

Final pee that marks the end of a bowel movement.
Tom was certain that his explosive diarrhea was finally over when his punctuation pee started.
punctuation pee by JudyAK May 9, 2011

punctuation flatulence 

When you emphasize something you say with a loud and protracted fart to make a more powerful statement.
My father was definitely the ultimate master of punctuation flatulence.

Cock-u-Puncture 

Girl #1: I could not do Brian, that guy had a Prince Albert piercing that was like major in caliber. No way was that going in my pussy. I tried to give him a beej, but I ended up giving him more of a handjob.

Girl #2: I do not understand why guys go for extreme Cock-u-Puncture

Girl #1: It has to fricking hurt!

Girl #2: Some guys are freaks.

Scarlet Punctuation 

1. A woman's period. That time of the month.

2. When you can actually see the leakage through the clothing.
1. You better lay off of Gloria. She's got the Scarlet Punctuation.

2. Yo Jenny. You seem to have finished your sentence with some Scarlet Punctuation there, eh?

punctual 

being on time. Not late. Prompt.
Tom isn't a very punctual person. He is always late for work.

I made a punctual payment for my bills each month.
punctual by little_one January 7, 2008
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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