punctient

punctientpunk-shint: a sound that is very deceiving in its carrying range.

grandma's farts have been especially punctient this morning at church.

by oogly-boogly April 2, 2009

puncident

accidentally using a pun.

Person 1: How many more puncidents will you have today?
Person 2: Yeah, I can't seem to help it. I just keep talking and when you start to frown I back up and realize I've done it again.

by Monkey&Roburg June 16, 2010

Punction

To be punctioned is to be passively aggressively attacked over text with the use of full punctuation.

Plurals include punctioned, punctioning

Bro 1: "Yo she just texted back"
Bro 2: "Fuck what'd she say?"
Bro 1: "She said 'we'll talk later.'"
Bro 2: " Damn, did she punction you?"
Bro 1: "Yep, I'm screwed"

by GreatNormalPerson December 2, 2022

punction

to break through or pierce something

I tried to puntion my skin but missed

by Brad Slocum May 12, 2004

Punction

To be passively aggressively attacked through the use of proper punctuation, usually over text.

Related words include puntioned, punctioning.

Bro 1: "she texted back bro"
Bro 2: "what'd she say man"
Bro 1: " she said 'Hope you have fun.'"
Bro 2: "You just got punctioned man"

by GreatNormalPerson December 9, 2022