punctient  

punctientpunk-shint: a sound that is very deceiving in its carrying range.

grandma's farts have been especially punctient this morning at church.

punctient by oogly-boogly April 2, 2009

puncident

accidentally using a pun.

Person 1: How many more puncidents will you have today?
Person 2: Yeah, I can't seem to help it. I just keep talking and when you start to frown I back up and realize I've done it again.

puncident by Monkey&Roburg June 16, 2010

punitentiary 

An emotional experience describing how incarcerated a person feels when they can’t escape the company of a constant punner.

I’ve been stuck in this punitentiary since the day I married him!

punitentiary by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2021

Punction

To be punctioned is to be passively aggressively attacked over text with the use of full punctuation.

Plurals include punctioned, punctioning

Bro 1: "Yo she just texted back"
Bro 2: "Fuck what'd she say?"
Bro 1: "She said 'we'll talk later.'"
Bro 2: " Damn, did she punction you?"
Bro 1: "Yep, I'm screwed"

Punction by GreatNormalPerson December 2, 2022

Punchinthefaceable 

Someone who has an unknown characteristic about them that makes them very susceptible for being on the receiving end of a fist.

"Hey want to hang out with Ted this weekend?"

"No dude i don't really like him."

"Why not? You don't even know him"

"I don't know, he's just so punchinthefaceable"

Punchinthefaceable by poop in a barrel June 4, 2009

Puntential 

The potential for a subject to have many puns made off of it.

I heard Stephen Colbert got a Ben and Jerry's flavor named in his honor; it's called Americone Dream. I'm not sure why Conan hasn't got one of those yet, his name has so much puntential.

Puntential by tylerelliott March 23, 2011

Puntential 

The quality of having a great future in creating puns.

Person 1: I can sense that Jimmy has a lot of puntential.

Person 2: As do I. His mind is opun to many possibilities.

Puntential by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 1, 2010