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Punction

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To be punctioned is to be passively aggressively attacked over text with the use of full punctuation.

Plurals include punctioned, punctioning
Bro 1: "Yo she just texted back"
Bro 2: "Fuck what'd she say?"
Bro 1: "She said 'we'll talk later.'"
Bro 2: " Damn, did she punction you?"
Bro 1: "Yep, I'm screwed"
Punction by GreatNormalPerson December 2, 2022
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punction

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to break through or pierce something
I tried to puntion my skin but missed
punction by Brad Slocum May 12, 2004
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punction • punctional • punctient • punctiofera • Punktionary

Punction

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To be passively aggressively attacked through the use of proper punctuation, usually over text.

Related words include puntioned, punctioning.
Bro 1: "she texted back bro"
Bro 2: "what'd she say man"
Bro 1: " she said 'Hope you have fun.'"
Bro 2: "You just got punctioned man"
Punction by GreatNormalPerson December 9, 2022
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punctional 

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Where you are both punctual and functional.

Also see: Non-Punctional: Where you are neither punctual nor functional.
Gary went to a metal show last night, he is not punctional this morning.

Sally is a go-getter she is always so punctional.
punctional by BastGirl February 22, 2017
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punctient  

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punctientpunk-shint: a sound that is very deceiving in its carrying range.
grandma's farts have been especially punctient this morning at church.
punctient by oogly-boogly April 2, 2009
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Punktionary 

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The true definition of a punk
You are a Punktionary god!
Punktionary by anonymous March 21, 2021
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punctiofera 

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To stab a grape leaf or multiple grape leaves. Preferably with a machete, but a knife or spear would be fine too. Derived from the latin words punctio (stab) and the scientific word for grape leaf (vitis vinifera).
"I am going to commit punctiofera"
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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Whale 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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