Punction

To be punctioned is to be passively aggressively attacked over text with the use of full punctuation.

Plurals include punctioned, punctioning

Bro 1: "Yo she just texted back"
Bro 2: "Fuck what'd she say?"
Bro 1: "She said 'we'll talk later.'"
Bro 2: " Damn, did she punction you?"
Bro 1: "Yep, I'm screwed"

Punction by GreatNormalPerson December 2, 2022

punction

to break through or pierce something

I tried to puntion my skin but missed

punction by Brad Slocum May 12, 2004

Punction

To be passively aggressively attacked through the use of proper punctuation, usually over text.

Related words include puntioned, punctioning.

Bro 1: "she texted back bro"
Bro 2: "what'd she say man"
Bro 1: " she said 'Hope you have fun.'"
Bro 2: "You just got punctioned man"

Punction by GreatNormalPerson December 9, 2022

punctional 

Where you are both punctual and functional.

Also see: Non-Punctional: Where you are neither punctual nor functional.

Gary went to a metal show last night, he is not punctional this morning.

Sally is a go-getter she is always so punctional.

punctional by BastGirl February 22, 2017

punctient  

punctientpunk-shint: a sound that is very deceiving in its carrying range.

grandma's farts have been especially punctient this morning at church.

punctient by oogly-boogly April 2, 2009

Punktionary 

The true definition of a punk

You are a Punktionary god!

Punktionary by anonymous March 21, 2021

punctiofera 

To stab a grape leaf or multiple grape leaves. Preferably with a machete, but a knife or spear would be fine too. Derived from the latin words punctio (stab) and the scientific word for grape leaf (vitis vinifera).

"I am going to commit punctiofera"

punctiofera by jade the bubble eye goldfish May 13, 2022