Punction

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To be punctioned is to be passively aggressively attacked over text with the use of full punctuation.

Plurals include punctioned, punctioning

Bro 1: "Yo she just texted back"
Bro 2: "Fuck what'd she say?"
Bro 1: "She said 'we'll talk later.'"
Bro 2: " Damn, did she punction you?"
Bro 1: "Yep, I'm screwed"

Punction by GreatNormalPerson December 2, 2022

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punction

to break through or pierce something

I tried to puntion my skin but missed

punction by Brad Slocum May 12, 2004

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punction • punctional • punctient • punctiofera • Punktionary

Punction

To be passively aggressively attacked through the use of proper punctuation, usually over text.

Related words include puntioned, punctioning.

Bro 1: "she texted back bro"
Bro 2: "what'd she say man"
Bro 1: " she said 'Hope you have fun.'"
Bro 2: "You just got punctioned man"

Punction by GreatNormalPerson December 9, 2022

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punctional

Where you are both punctual and functional.

Also see: Non-Punctional: Where you are neither punctual nor functional.

Gary went to a metal show last night, he is not punctional this morning.

Sally is a go-getter she is always so punctional.

punctional by BastGirl February 22, 2017

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punctient

punctientpunk-shint: a sound that is very deceiving in its carrying range.

grandma's farts have been especially punctient this morning at church.

punctient by oogly-boogly April 2, 2009

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Punktionary

The true definition of a punk

You are a Punktionary god!

Punktionary by anonymous March 21, 2021

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punctiofera

To stab a grape leaf or multiple grape leaves. Preferably with a machete, but a knife or spear would be fine too. Derived from the latin words punctio (stab) and the scientific word for grape leaf (vitis vinifera).

"I am going to commit punctiofera"

punctiofera by jade the bubble eye goldfish May 13, 2022

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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