puncident

accidentally using a pun.

Person 1: How many more puncidents will you have today?
Person 2: Yeah, I can't seem to help it. I just keep talking and when you start to frown I back up and realize I've done it again.

puncident by Monkey&Roburg June 16, 2010

punitentiary 

An emotional experience describing how incarcerated a person feels when they can’t escape the company of a constant punner.

I’ve been stuck in this punitentiary since the day I married him!

punitentiary by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2021

Pencodent 

High official, Leader, and commander. other examples would be Pencodency, and Pencodential.

George Bush is the Pencodent of the USA.

Pencodent by Teyada October 16, 2006

Punfidence 

How confidently and effectively an individual can deliver a pun, if one must explain the pun, or say "pun intended" then they have a low Punfidence score and need to be notified!

My Boyfriend kept making the lamest Puns, so i shattered his punfidence

Punfidence by maace December 10, 2013

Pakcident 

A road traffic accident where there is an Asian involved and always at fault.
Commonplace in the UK.

D: How come them 15 pakis were standing on the hard shoulder next to that Toyota Carina E?

E: Looks like he hit the central reservation, must have been a Pakcident.

Pakcident by E. Powell October 2, 2007

penciventilation 

the blowing off the end of a pencil after shaprpining

i use penciventilation to clean my pencil.

penciventilation by grace Garlough December 18, 2005

Uncident 

(1)A situation or story that someone shares that obviously DID NOT happen,or(2) How someone takes something you've done or experienced it,and take it over the top(to try to outdo or make another jealous).

(1)When someone claims to be the child of someone very rich,and has a fabulous life..but spends their entire day<everyday..all day> in a chatroom.

(2)Her:"My dad got to shake President Obama's hand."

Her2:"That's nothing. My great,great<you get the idea>grandfather got to cross the Delaware with George Washington."

Her:"Bitch,you know that DID NOT happen. I see you're channeling another of your fucking uncidents again,lying ass!"

Uncident by JocularC62 August 21, 2010