punctient
punctient by oogly-boogly April 2, 2009
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puncident
Person 1: How many more puncidents will you have today?
Person 2: Yeah, I can't seem to help it. I just keep talking and when you start to frown I back up and realize I've done it again.
Person 2: Yeah, I can't seem to help it. I just keep talking and when you start to frown I back up and realize I've done it again.
puncident by Monkey&Roburg June 16, 2010
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punitentiary
An emotional experience describing how incarcerated a person feels when they can’t escape the company of a constant punner.
punitentiary by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2021
Punction
To be punctioned is to be passively aggressively attacked over text with the use of full punctuation.
Plurals include punctioned, punctioning
Plurals include punctioned, punctioning
Bro 1: "Yo she just texted back"
Bro 2: "Fuck what'd she say?"
Bro 1: "She said 'we'll talk later.'"
Bro 2: " Damn, did she punction you?"
Bro 1: "Yep, I'm screwed"
Bro 2: "Fuck what'd she say?"
Bro 1: "She said 'we'll talk later.'"
Bro 2: " Damn, did she punction you?"
Bro 1: "Yep, I'm screwed"
Punction by GreatNormalPerson December 2, 2022
Punchinthefaceable
Someone who has an unknown characteristic about them that makes them very susceptible for being on the receiving end of a fist.
"Hey want to hang out with Ted this weekend?"
"No dude i don't really like him."
"Why not? You don't even know him"
"I don't know, he's just so punchinthefaceable"
"No dude i don't really like him."
"Why not? You don't even know him"
"I don't know, he's just so punchinthefaceable"
Punchinthefaceable by poop in a barrel June 4, 2009
Puntential
I heard Stephen Colbert got a Ben and Jerry's flavor named in his honor; it's called Americone Dream. I'm not sure why Conan hasn't got one of those yet, his name has so much puntential.
Puntential by tylerelliott March 23, 2011
Puntential
Person 1: I can sense that Jimmy has a lot of puntential.
Person 2: As do I. His mind is opun to many possibilities.
Person 2: As do I. His mind is opun to many possibilities.
Puntential by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 1, 2010
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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ulzzang
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ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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