Punchual

The piece of shit who will make an idea for a project then get far but give up half way so he can jack off to cartoons.

He also is mistaken for a pair of shoes.

wow that Punchual guy is a real asshole ain't he

by punchual February 15, 2019

punctual

being on time. Not late. Prompt.

Tom isn't a very punctual person. He is always late for work.

I made a punctual payment for my bills each month.

by little_one January 7, 2008

Punctual penis

A guy that has daily morning wood at the same time.

My boyfriend has such a punctual penis I could set my clock by it.

by Amphibious Goddess June 3, 2016

Punctuality

That thing that happens when you’re late to something and other people get pissed off, but you have no idea why, and their response is always “punctuality”.

Not everyone lives on your time, it's called punctuality for a reason.

by x-marks-the-spot July 9, 2019

punctual-pooper

Someone who goes for a number two at exactly the same time every day. They are so punctual that EVERYONE knows where they've gone!

Example 1
Person 1: Abel is such a punctunal-pooper!
Person 2: i know blud, i swear mans could set their watch with him.

Example 2
Person 1: Where's Abel gone.
Person 2: You know where blud!...it's 14:30!
Person 1: That dude is such a punctual-pooper.

by mrlambo March 5, 2012

Russian Punchalette

An activity or game involving two or more people swinging their fists aimlessly at eachother in a dark room with no lights.

"Dude, evil Elliot got his ass kicked by crazy Connor in Russian Punchalette"

by Andrew Flood May 23, 2005

punchalicious

When an ugly bitch thinks she's so hot, you call her punchalicious.

That whore's so punchalicious.

by SquibbleNess December 18, 2006