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punchfuck

To fuck, with a punch. Similar to fisting, only more violent and much more painful. Causes severe distension of the orifice, and at times, uncontrollable bleeding. Anal punchfucking leads to loss of bowel control and incessant shitting.
Oh baby! Punchfuck my ass hard!
by Endlose Nichtigkeit October 3, 2006
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punchfuck

A shorter form of "punch 'em and fuck 'em", a saying amongst sexually deprived men directed about prude or otherwise unwilling girls.

can be compared to rape.
You spend a week with your cousin and her hot roommates who pay no attention to you or your pals.. "Let's just punchfuck 'em"
by Appliance Direct October 13, 2004
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Private Punchcock

A game where someone hits another in the ding-a-ling rather solidly while the other person is not looking.
Scotty B and Dweazy enjoyed a nice game of Private Punchcock.
by Phartman March 18, 2011
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that pencefucker

That brown-nosing psuedo-Christian who is within 8 minutes and 46 seconds of becoming the 46th President if someone were to cut off 45’s oxygen supply.
Yeah, I can’t see any substantive pluses in that pencefucker getting a soapbox for the next 224 days.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2020
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Hunchfuck

The hunchfuck technique is one of the best and most arousing sexual activities; basically two or more people have sex while Disney’s 1996 hunch back of Norte dame adaptation plays in the back. This can be a great way to spice up this short time with your lover and make the magic of this film come to life.
Did you hear? Vincent and Stevie are hunchfucking, I knew that they were obsessed with this film but this is just taking it to the next level!
by Boom_stick33 April 20, 2022
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puckfuck

(n) Chicks that have sex with hockey players because they think its cool.
(v) to have sex with a hockey player
(v) Yeah, after the party I'm going to fuckpuck these blond chicks that were staring at me the whole game.
(n) Tell those fuckpucks to close their mouth.
by LL November 16, 2004
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Punch Fuck

To punch a vagina and/or anus. The act of fisting.
by weg December 15, 2003
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