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punchfuck 

A shorter form of "punch 'em and fuck 'em", a saying amongst sexually deprived men directed about prude or otherwise unwilling girls.

can be compared to rape.
You spend a week with your cousin and her hot roommates who pay no attention to you or your pals.. "Let's just punchfuck 'em"
punchfuck by Appliance Direct October 13, 2004

Private Punchcock 

A game where someone hits another in the ding-a-ling rather solidly while the other person is not looking.
Scotty B and Dweazy enjoyed a nice game of Private Punchcock.
Private Punchcock by Phartman March 18, 2011

that pencefucker 

That brown-nosing psuedo-Christian who is within 8 minutes and 46 seconds of becoming the 46th President if someone were to cut off 45’s oxygen supply.
Yeah, I can’t see any substantive pluses in that pencefucker getting a soapbox for the next 224 days.

Hunchfuck 

The hunchfuck technique is one of the best and most arousing sexual activities; basically two or more people have sex while Disney’s 1996 hunch back of Norte dame adaptation plays in the back. This can be a great way to spice up this short time with your lover and make the magic of this film come to life.
Did you hear? Vincent and Stevie are hunchfucking, I knew that they were obsessed with this film but this is just taking it to the next level!
Hunchfuck by Boom_stick33 April 20, 2022

puckfuck 

(n) Chicks that have sex with hockey players because they think its cool.
(v) to have sex with a hockey player
(v) Yeah, after the party I'm going to fuckpuck these blond chicks that were staring at me the whole game.
(n) Tell those fuckpucks to close their mouth.
puckfuck by LL November 16, 2004

Punch Fuck 

To punch a vagina and/or anus. The act of fisting.
I punch fucked your mom last night
Punch Fuck by weg December 15, 2003
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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