Pumpkinsexual 

A pumpkinsexual is someone that is sexually attracted to pumpkins. Though no conclusive evidence has been compiled it has been rumored that Pastor Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins, being one of the first people to possibly be pumpkinsexual and homophobic.

"Hey Monty. Have you heard that Pastor McMurtry might be Pumpkinsexual."
"He is?"
"Well. I'm not SAYING that Pastor McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins... I'm just saying we don't really know."

Pumpkinsexual by Halloween Cannon June 4, 2019

Pumpkinsexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to pumpkins.
I'm not saying Pastor Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to Pumpkins, we just don't really know.

*Below is an example of Pastor Tommy McMurtry learning how to be a bigoted asshole.

Pastor Tommy McMurtry is a Pumpkinsexual. He fucks underage pumpkins every day.

Pumpkinsexual by horror-core-900 June 15, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008