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Puckerface 

A modern-day phenomenon commonly seen on a gazillion Facebook photo albums where the subject appears to be puckering their lips for a kiss.
Alyssa had her puckerface on as she posed in front of her computer for 2 hours attempting to nail the perfect profile photo.
Puckerface by DJCOJO July 8, 2010
Words you can keep

zuckerface 

Someone who has such a punch-able face and/or looks like Mark Zuckerberg
That piece of shit has such a zuckerface
zuckerface by sk3tch4d December 2, 2019

Pokerface 

Much like the Guitarface, the Pokerface is used to hide emotion during poker or any other game involving cards.

Most people are incapable of this action as they tend to snicker or jump up and down screaming "FUCK YEA I'M SO GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS WITH THIS 'GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD' WHEN IT'S MY TURN AGAIN YOU FUCKING PUSSY!"
"Woah man did you see that? He got shot in the groin and didn't even blink!"

"Hmhmm, that's some pokerface he's got."
Pokerface by Jökull the Berserk November 2, 2009

suckerface 

A term extremely rarely used, spoken in place of a derogatory term when attempting to insult another person. It was invented by a woman who tends to brap at inappropriate times, and cannot pronounce words containing the letters ‘de’. She claims the term is widely used, though research has strictly proven otherwise. Surprisingly, the inventor is much older than 4-6 years of age, which is the typical range for which this word would be used, if at all. Also, this is the only age group that can use the term without sounding absolutely ridiculous.
Leave lin-duh-sey alone!! Every single person in the media is a suckerface.
suckerface by alexis.r October 10, 2008

Puckerfuck 

Someone so uptight about sex (usually female) that they freeze upand don't move a muscle while screwing
Jimmy: "You get something off Lisa last night"
Dick: "Yeah, but she was such a puckerfuck I just jizzed and left"
Puckerfuck by Ratmaster Bob April 7, 2017

peckerface 

Some one with an extremly ugly face and has a nose that looks like a pecker.
Lee Hampy has is a peckerface and will never get laid by a woman with all her teeth.

Puckerfuck 

Someone who kisses ass to get sex. Either poorly or well.

Double meaning, much like "Aloha"
CON - "Maybe if he hadn't been such a PUCKERFUCK, He might have gotten laid"

PRO - "Maybe if had been more of a PUCKERFUCK he might of gotten laid."
Puckerfuck by Fuckin' David May 28, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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