puben

A fat white Mexican who smokes meth and has a chode and somehow looks similar to a pube

Have you seen puben ? He can't drive for shit

by Dd666 September 12, 2017

Psychic-pube

v. Saying or doing the same thing at the same time.

Shane "jo skin up"
Jo "Shane skin up"
Psychic-pube!

by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 30, 2018

Sticky Pubes

Pubes that have left over jizz on them from sex the night before.

Joe's jeans were really annoying at his concert because they were stuck to his sticky pubes.

by Stickypubes69 June 20, 2014

Fist Full of Pubes

Whilst working in the food service industry, what said employee throws onto orders when customers bitch about their orders

Scott: This customer says she doesn't like the chicken. She wants it recoiled.
Joe: Sounds like the missing ingredient is a fist full of pubes.

by Genitalien August 1, 2020

Pube Diddler

One who diddles pubes. A euphemism for one who takes a long time to get ready.

"Let's crack the whip on this lazy pube diddler and tell him to get moving."
"Stop pube diddlin' in there! I gotta shit."
John began pube diddling when he realized he couldn't answer the teacher's question.

by KnoLeDeKeySean Royale November 7, 2013

pube canoe

A lone pubic hair floating in an otherwise clean toilet.

While urinating, Steve made a game of trying to sink the pube canoe.

by Dalemite April 23, 2006

Super Puberty

In extremely rare cases, adolescents are subject to what is known as superiore pubertiscus, or "super puberty." These cases are considered most unfortunate and include such side effects as comically low vocal chords and massive amounts of super pubic hair. In no way is any of the above attractive, and subjects under the effects of super puberty should highly consider locking themselves away forever. "Super Puberty" is in no way treatable, as there is no known cure. But good god is it funny.

Justin Bieber's career will be ruined even more than it is now once he hits super puberty.

by Jacksfans March 27, 2011