pubendick 

when you get a pube caught inside your foreskin; a pain that is arguably worse than childbirth. pronounced "pubendich" as if speaking in a german accent.

*dude one is having a bash*
dude one: ahh! what the hell was that!
dude two: you okay bro?
dude one: yeah dude, just got a bad case of pubendick :(
dude two: oooh, unlucky
dude one: why are you watching me masturbate?

pubendick by ladosaurus April 3, 2011

pukedick 

when a girl is giving head and she throws up all over the guys dick and then keeps going, swallows, and then they make out

"they call me the pukedick"

"puuuuukkkkeee"

"puke on dick"

pukedick by steeeeezie May 10, 2008

pendick 

To have a very small penis.

"I just got called pendick the bugfucker by the guy whose fuckin my girl" - Gary

pendick by MARTY420 October 18, 2007

Papendick 

Any ailment requiring a visit to a local clinic after a night of bad decisions.

7 Jagerbombs, and a pitcher of blue moon, and I blacked out. I just hope I didnt get papendick last night.

Papendick by Caceezy March 26, 2011

Pubeneck 

unshaven neck area, also is worse than redneck

whats going on mate? you going all pubeneck on me ?

Pubeneck by iFLiNTZz December 22, 2008

Phoendicks 

The result of the migration of men from San Diego (formerly Man Diego) to Phoenix.

“You can barely walk through Pattie’s without getting grinded on by a guy in Kyler Jersey.”

“It just Phoendicks.”

Phoendicks by 8374083 February 24, 2022

Pubelicks 

How to pronounce that favorite grocery store frequented by such celebrities at Florida Man, Snowbird Susan, Goatchelle, and Dammit Ruthie!!!!

Im fixin to run down to the Pubelicks and get some some fried gator and cake

Pubelicks by The Abe Froman January 26, 2022