pubendick

when you get a pube caught inside your foreskin; a pain that is arguably worse than childbirth. pronounced "pubendich" as if speaking in a german accent.

*dude one is having a bash*
dude one: ahh! what the hell was that!
dude two: you okay bro?
dude one: yeah dude, just got a bad case of pubendick :(
dude two: oooh, unlucky
dude one: why are you watching me masturbate?

by ladosaurus April 3, 2011

pukedick

when a girl is giving head and she throws up all over the guys dick and then keeps going, swallows, and then they make out

"they call me the pukedick"

"puuuuukkkkeee"

"puke on dick"

by steeeeezie May 10, 2008

pendick

To have a very small penis.

"I just got called pendick the bugfucker by the guy whose fuckin my girl" - Gary

by MARTY420 October 18, 2007

Papendick

Any ailment requiring a visit to a local clinic after a night of bad decisions.

7 Jagerbombs, and a pitcher of blue moon, and I blacked out. I just hope I didnt get papendick last night.

by Caceezy March 26, 2011

Pubeneck

unshaven neck area, also is worse than redneck

whats going on mate? you going all pubeneck on me ?

by iFLiNTZz December 22, 2008

Pubelicks

How to pronounce that favorite grocery store frequented by such celebrities at Florida Man, Snowbird Susan, Goatchelle, and Dammit Ruthie!!!!

Im fixin to run down to the Pubelicks and get some some fried gator and cake

by The Abe Froman January 26, 2022

Phoendicks

The result of the migration of men from San Diego (formerly Man Diego) to Phoenix.

“You can barely walk through Pattie’s without getting grinded on by a guy in Kyler Jersey.”

“It just Phoendicks.”

by 8374083 February 24, 2022