{Harold}: Come here David! I want you to stroke my pussy.
{David}: Uh...um...no thank you Harold; only females would have pus...O THAT KIND OF PUSSY!!!
The hell! Why didn't you just say cat?!?

pussy by Telephony June 30, 2019

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A person who is scared or lame af.

Me: mar jump off the bridge
Mar: hell no
Me: you're such a fucking pussy

pussy by Thatguy5050 April 16, 2021

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Something warm, wet, snuggly and sometimes furry that you can eat and still fuck it afterwords.

The only thing I know that can bleed for seven days and not die.

I ate her pussy and then fucked it.

pussy by JrBarnes November 14, 2010

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1. Either a regular house cat or any of those other wild kitties. (Tigers, lions, linx, mountain lions...)
2. Part of the woman which acts like a friggen magnet towards a guys penis or the birth canal while the mother is in labor. basically the main reason why we males exist. =P

A guy walks by a girl on a couch with her cat. They start talking:
Girl: hey, do you want to pet my pussy?
Guy: sure, if you get the damn cat out of the way!

[pussy] by T-Rizz55 January 28, 2009

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Something your not getting, cause only a noob like you would be searching it up on (Urban Dictionary)

Why I isn’t gettin dat pussy
Cause u too busy searching it up

Pussy by Desmond_2young_2die November 20, 2018

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