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South-western cream-cookie

A sex move originating from Alabama which involves two males and an elderly woman, usually apart of the family of the two men. The act involves one male to fuck the eldery lady and the other male to eat her out.

Guy 1: Me and my brother had a South-western cream-cookie last night
Guy 2: wtf keep that to yourself .
Guy 3: Yeah TMI dude

by 909purp October 15, 2017

pussy

Something you'll never get.

See that beta over there? He aint ever gonna get no pussy

by 909purp October 15, 2017