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"Platonic love of my life" is being used, when you have a deep understanding with someone and want to appreciate them as much as possible, but don't have any romantic feelings towards them. Kind of more than a best friend, but less than a romantic partner.
Dana: "You tell Sarah you love her every day, are you guys dating?"
Wendy: "No we're not, but she is my ploml. We understand eachother on a deep personal level."
Ploml by LoveGuy December 29, 2018
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A bat eared fox

Must be rotated regularly
Sir, please rotate the Plompy
Plompy by endlessLake March 5, 2021
Related Words
Ploml • plol • PLOMP • Plom • plompy • plomping • Ploplo • Plowl • plumlee • poml

plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq 

When you type every column backwards and up.
You've tried qwertyuiop, asdfghjkl and even qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp so now you try plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq the ultimate stage in boredom. soon you will be doing diagonal keys
Bored "dood i typed plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq into google."
Normal "whats qazwy whatever?
Bored " its when you type every column backwards and up"
Normal " sigh, gtfo out of my kitchen"

plata o plomo 

Plata o plomo is a Colombian Spanish slang phrase that translates to “silver or lead.” A person saying the phrase is telling the listener to either accept a bribe (plata, meaning “silver,” a common slang term for money in Colombia) or lose their life (plomo, a metonym for “lead bullet”).
Oye! Plata o plomo pandejo.

"Listen here sucker, play along or its lights out".

Silver or lead: money or a bullet.
Or, in the words of the Godfather: “I’m going to make you an offer you can’t refuse
plata o plomo by andrei skorobogatko November 16, 2018
they’re like a little bit smaller than plates but they curve up on the sides like a bowl
Alaena: do you eat your pasta from a plate or bowl?
Haley: i eat my pasta from a plowl.
When you get tired and you sit or lay down on a soft surface making a "plomp" sound.
Man i need to plomp into bed.
Plomp by Pestilence1 March 18, 2018

plopland 

A land in which big chungus famously launched his military coup upon in early 2021. Legend has it that entering the code "Among us" to get a discount whilst purchasing Nord VPN resulted in the fall of the sus chungus. However, this was revealed to be a false proposition as the sus chungus in fact owned Nord VPN in a strange turn of events.

Since this tragic point in time, plopland has become a desolate wasteland populated by coomers and ruled by Nigel Farage.
Big chungus launched his military coup upon plopland!
plopland by DJ CHOLO April 12, 2021
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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