Pterodactyled

to smoke so much weed that you feel like you are flying higher than a Pterodactyl.

i am going to sit on the couch watch robot chicken and smoke till i am Pterodactyled.

by freakpinhead March 16, 2009

Pterodactyled that bitch

A very strategic wing-man move that requires much talent and fineness. As a wing-men (or wing-women) it is our job to get our friend one-on-one time with the girl/guy of their desire. The art of Pterodactyl-ing is a basic maneuver that involves coxing away the friends and other potential cock blocks of the guy or girl your friend happens to be interested in. The key is to be subtle, swift, and effective as to not give away your motives. If done correctly, your best friend will have ample time with the person they are trying to impress/take home and just like that my friend you have swooped in and carried all distractions away on your wing. Hence the phrase pterodactyl-ing.

John: "Man, I saw you pull all those girls away from your boy so he could seal the deal with Sarah."

Todd:"yeah man, I straight pterodactyled that bitch.

by dactylethatho January 9, 2013

pterodactyl screech

A phrase commonly used by the fandom side of the social media website tumblr to describe a reaction of an inhuman noise (that sounds like a pterodactyl screech) one has made after they see something that pleases them greatly and instantly excites them.

*A cute drawing of OTP shows up on dash*

Tumblr User: *pterodactyl screech*

by Carlyndra September 8, 2013

pterodactyl sex

when a couple is in missionary position and the man puts the sheets over his arms and flaps his arms like a bird as he thrusts.

I couldn't take brad seriously when we had pterodactyl sex last night.

by ben dover4me May 13, 2014

pterodactyl porn

Three men in pterodactyl costumes orally and vaginally pleasing a woman. Something that must be experienced to truly understand. God's gift to this humble earth.

Son: Dad, where do babies come from?

Dad: I think it's about time for you to watch pterodactyl porn.

by citywokprease February 23, 2012

Pterodactyl Cackle

Someone who has a high pitched laugh with the supersonic equivalent to that of a pterodactyl roar

I was watching Grown-ups until aunt Betty had to fuck it up with her pterodactyl cackle

by ionsnake22 November 29, 2010

Terre Haute Pterodactyl

When a man is doing a woman 'doggy-style' and prior to ejaculating, grabs the sheets or blankets off the bed and flaps them like wings while trying to imitate the sounds of a pterodactyl in order to frighten the woman so that her vagina contracts and his orgasm is more intense.

I don't think I'll be seeing much of her anymore, she didn't appreciate the Terre Haute Pterodactyl I laid on her last night.

by Mr. Barista December 28, 2010