Pterodactyling

The art of giving two handjobs and one blowjob at once via a rhythmic motion that resembles the flight of a Pterodactyl. It was perfected by Tara in Berkeley.

Tara was late for dinner because she had to finish pterodactyling.

Pterodactyling by Sarcophilus harrisii February 2, 2009

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Pterodactyling

n. A competitive sport taking place mainly in public restroom stalls in which participants attempt to perch using the surrounding walls, sometimes many feet in the air, above toilet bowls and excrete into them without missing, all the while cawing as a pterodactyl would.

"I nearly came in first in the big pterodactyling exhibition, but my last turdlet flew wide when I lost my footing on the wet tile."

Pterodactyling by Lecks July 29, 2006

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pterodactylling

the act of having sex while making a dinosaur noise

"She was pterodactylling me last night while we were roleplaying dinosaurs. It was the kinkiest thing i've ever encountered."

pterodactylling by dinosaurlova April 18, 2010

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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