Psychometry (metrist) 

A person with the alternative sense. Able to touch a host and "see" the future or past of the object the person has touched.

Did you hear about the psychometrist? She told me where I left my keys which have been missing for a month! Man, Psychometry (metrist) is awesome!

Psychometry (metrist) by saramcm December 25, 2008

psychometrian 

An amateur who pretends to be a psychometrician.

I am professionol psychometrian!

psychometrian by Psychastheniac November 8, 2021

psychomological

psychological (Adding the syllable 'mo', 'ma', or 'muh' to a long word makes you sound intelligent.

I don't need an wordedumacation/word.

psychomological by Someone who knows July 31, 2003

Psychomology 

A Study That Deals In Psychonanalysis That Deals In Pure Indisputible FACT And Is Completely Unrebuttable.

I Majored In Psychomology And Thus Am able To Include That He's Sus

Psychomology by Josephix December 1, 2020

psychomotry

The ability to hold or touch something to determine the energy that object gives off. This aids in locating the person who owned the item or where the item originated or what may have happened to the person that owned the item.

Holding and/or touching an item allows a person to locate who may have owned that item or the place where the item originated from by the energy that item gives off.

Usually works in conjunction with Mediumship or Psychic Investigations.

Using psychomotry allowed the Medium to determine the woman had died when she touched the cross the woman was known to wear around her neck.

psychomotry by clw503 January 13, 2010

psychosomotor 

Combination of psychosomatic and motor – imagining there’s something w’ong wit ur car

Suffering from a bout of psychosomotor syndrome? Take consolation: Near far wherever ur car, I believe that the car will go oooooohon.

psychosomotor by Hercolena Oliver April 9, 2009

Psychometer 

An emotional-intelligence based instrument of the brain, used in social settings, or other, to detect and pre-determine potentially psychotic, selfish, arrogant, spoilt, obsessive, stalker, head-screwing type of behaviour in prospective hookups, love interests, employers, friends etc..

Primarily used to avoid making the mistake of any future interaction with that person, whether it be physical, emotional, or other!

Person 1- hey Sarah, that guy over there is cute, no? wow he could be the father of my children!

Person 2- nah babe, the Psychometer is going off the richter!! don't need another one of those! they just screw with our heads and hearts!

Person 1- ah what a shame, thought he could've been a contender, in the running, as 'the one'!

Person 2- nope. let's get outta here chica

Person 1- yeah, nexxxxt

Psychometer by Shakeitoff October 25, 2011