Psychometer 

An emotional-intelligence based instrument of the brain, used in social settings, or other, to detect and pre-determine potentially psychotic, selfish, arrogant, spoilt, obsessive, stalker, head-screwing type of behaviour in prospective hookups, love interests, employers, friends etc..

Primarily used to avoid making the mistake of any future interaction with that person, whether it be physical, emotional, or other!

Person 1- hey Sarah, that guy over there is cute, no? wow he could be the father of my children!

Person 2- nah babe, the Psychometer is going off the richter!! don't need another one of those! they just screw with our heads and hearts!

Person 1- ah what a shame, thought he could've been a contender, in the running, as 'the one'!

Person 2- nope. let's get outta here chica

Person 1- yeah, nexxxxt

Psychometer by Shakeitoff October 25, 2011

Psychometry (metrist) 

A person with the alternative sense. Able to touch a host and "see" the future or past of the object the person has touched.

Did you hear about the psychometrist? She told me where I left my keys which have been missing for a month! Man, Psychometry (metrist) is awesome!

Psychometry (metrist) by saramcm December 25, 2008

psychoterrorism 

The use of psychic imagery, telepathy etc to assimilate, dominate or destroy an individual's mind, thus causing them to act silly...

The new psychoterrorism unit consisted of Dave the Elf, Jardine and Hypnodog... The bad guys wont know what hit them...

psychoterrorism by somethingplex1 December 28, 2011

psychometrian 

An amateur who pretends to be a psychometrician.

I am professionol psychometrian!

psychometrian by Psychastheniac November 8, 2021

psychopteradactyl

a dinosaur that can read minds

psychopteradactyl is the coolest animal to ever exist in the world

psychopteradactyl by McBeastly G January 22, 2009

psychomotry

The ability to hold or touch something to determine the energy that object gives off. This aids in locating the person who owned the item or where the item originated or what may have happened to the person that owned the item.

Holding and/or touching an item allows a person to locate who may have owned that item or the place where the item originated from by the energy that item gives off.

Usually works in conjunction with Mediumship or Psychic Investigations.

Using psychomotry allowed the Medium to determine the woman had died when she touched the cross the woman was known to wear around her neck.

psychomotry by clw503 January 13, 2010

Psycometry 

The ability to see the future of have premonitions stimulated by touch.

Because Emily has psycometry and is psycometric with psycometricity, whenever she touches an apple, she sees the apocalypse.

Psycometry by SaSsAfRaSs038 April 25, 2010